Annabeth: Fine! Judge all you want but...
points at Reyna: Married a lesbian.
points at Piper: Left a man at the altar.
points at Nico: Fell in love with a gay ice dancer.
points at Frank: Threw a girl’s wooden leg in a fire.
points at Hazel: Lives in a box!
Okay, but the irony of Frank throwing wood into fire, and it somehow knows Nico is the gay one, is beautiful. XD
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