Teri Meri Gallan Hongi Mashhur (SS/TS)

TD (PART 13)

Everyone looks at her with wide eyes. 

Karan- Tum kisi ladke se shaadi waadi nahi kar rahi ho!!!

Baby- Toh ladki se karoon kya? *irritated*

Karan- N-Nahi!! Mera woh matlab nahi tha!! Abhi toh tum 6 saal ki ho, abhi se kya shaadi ke naam par mujhe dara rahi ho!

Baby- Kabhi na kabhi toh honi hai na!!

Karan- Lekin....

Sid- Abhi Monu ki shaadi par charcha karein? Baby ki shaadi ke bare mein kuch saal baad soch lenge!! Abhi Karan bro se toh shaadi hogi nahi, toh Monu woh doosra ladka konsa tha!

Monami- Haan, Mumma ne jo ladka suggest kiya hai na, uss hi se shaadi kar leti hoon!

Karan- ABEEEYY CHUP!! JO DEKHO MUJHE BLACKMAIL KARE JAA RAHA HAI! MAT KARO SHAADI PHIR, MEINE MONAMI KO PROPOSE KYA KAR DIYA TUM SAB MERE SAR PAR CHADH GAYE HO!! EVERYBODY CHUP, ZIP IT!!! SHUT UP!!

Monami *almost whispering*- Sab chup hi hain. Aur chup, zip it and shut up ka matlab ek hi hota hai

Karan glared at Monami angrily.

Monami- Accha, accha thik hai. Apne andar ke Khadoos Shergill ko sulakar rakho. Abhi chachu ko manane ka plan banao!

Karan- Bohot ho gaya, jo mein uss ladke ke saath karne wala tha woh mein tumhare chachu ke saath karoonga. Pehle kidnap karoonga, phir 3rd degree torture doonga, announce kar doonga that I love his brother's daughter and then shaadi kar loonga. Done.

Monami- Offo!!! 

Mataji- Mere paas ek idea hai. 

Karan- Arrey baap re! 

Dr. Mahajan- Already bohot atrangi ideas sun liye hain, aap bhi bol hi dijiye. 

Mataji- Hum na Monami ke chachaji ko yeh vishwas dila dete hain ki Monami ki raashi sirf Karan ki raashi se milti hai aur yeh ki Karan jaise raashi wala insaan Monami ko 1000 saalon mein ek baar milega. Aur agar Monami ne Karan se shaadi nahi ki toh woh zindagi bhar kwari rahegi. 

Karan rolls his eyes. Monami and the rest tiredly shake her heads. 

Karan- Waise last line sahi hai. Agar Monami ne mujhse shaadi nahi ki toh mein toh usse kisi aur se nahi karne doonga. Ya toh ladke ko kidnap karloonga, ya toh blackmail kar loonga, ya toh peet doonga, ya phir...

Monami- Haan, haan samajh gaye. Thank you. 

Karan- Mention not :)

Mr. Ganju- Toh ab kya karein?? Saare ideas toh reject ho gaye.

Kavya- Ek kaam karein?

Bala interupts- Ab tum kahogi toh woh best idea hi hoga *dreamily*

Chitra- #Apni ashiqui baad mein dikhana! Kavya, tum bolo!

Kavya- Karan sir, aap apne 10th and 12th ke result dikhaiye. Also, aapne jo army mein aane se pehle test and exams pass kiye the woh bhi dikha dijiye, Shayad woh impress ho jayein!

Monami- Chachaji topper the, 97.3%. Highest score. Karan ka score dekhkar woh kya hi impress honge?

Karan *in an accusing tone*- Excuse me? Main bhi 10th mein and Academy mein topper hi tha!! Mere 10th mein 96.8% aye the. 12th mein phir bhi 92% aye the lekin Academy mein meine phirse top kiya tha!! 

Monami- Lekin tum apne result dikha kar mujhese shaadi karoge?

Karan- Nahi, nahi! Matlab mein toh doosri baat ke liye safai de raha tha.