Jon:
Bryan: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Jon: BRYAN STOP
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*The squad is having dinner together*
Jon: Molten, can you pass the salt?
Molten: *Throws Bryan across the table*
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Jon: Everyone, synchronize your watches.
Molten: I don’t know how to do that.
Bryan: I don’t wear a watch.
Rs.Freddy : Time is a construct-
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Jon: I think Rs.Freddy was right.
Molten: I'm surprised they haven't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Bryan: They wouldn't do that.
Rs.Freddy : You're right, Bryan. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Rs.Freddy : *turns around, the shirt they're wearing says 'Rs.Freddy Told You So' on the back
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[The group is a prison cell that was just hit by an earthquake]
Jon: Uh, I'm gonna roll a perception check of... 4, and see if our cell is, uh, in any way damaged by this quake
Molten: You're in a prison cell :)
Bryan: You did great. Well, I got a 10-
Molten: You're in a prison cell with bars on it :3
Rs.Freddy : I got a 1!
Molten: The cubed shaped box your in right now could be your dad ;)
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Jon: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?
Molten: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Bryan?
Bryan: Probably “road work ahead”.
Rs.Freddy : I speak many languages, and this is none of them.
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Jon: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Molten: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Bryan: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Rs.Freddy : *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Lefty: What the fuck is wrong with you people-
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Jon: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Molten: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Bryan: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Rs.Freddy : I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Lefty: My moral code, is that you?
Jon:
Jon: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?
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Jon: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Bryan will and will not eat.
Molten: Grass? Yes!
Jon: Moss? Yes!!
Molten: Leaves? Ohh, yes!
Jon: Shoelaces? Strange but true!
Molten: Worms? Sometimes!
Jon: Rocks? Usually nah.
Molten: Twigs? Usually!
Jon: Lefty's cooking? Inconclusive!
Rs.Freddy : How did you… test this?
Jon: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.
Rs.Freddy : ... I don’t know how to feel about this.
Lefty: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?
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Jon: Are we really going to let Molten keep Bryan?
Rs.Freddy : We kept Lefty
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Jon: Hewwo.
Molten: Hihiiiiii!
Bryan: Greetings, Humans.
Lefty: Three kinds of people.
Rs.Freddy : I want pudding.
Jon: Four kinds of people.
Ballora: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?
Lefty: Five kinds of people
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Bryan: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck....
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Bryan, motioning to a Halloween display: All these ghosts! All these ghosts! I still can’t find a boo!!
:(
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Bryan: When someone points at your black clothes and asks whose funeral it is, having a look around the room and saying 'Haven’t decided yet' is typically a good response.
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