Sorry for completely forgetting this existed 😅
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Bryan: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate, or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?
Jon: I’m a ‘I’m not paying $600 for photoshop’ pirate
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Bryan: Am I going too far?
Molten: No, no, no. You went too far about seven hours ago. Now you're going to prison...
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Lefty: I was arrested for being too cool.
Molten: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Jon: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.
Molten: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.
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Bryan: I can explain.
Rs.Freddy: Can you?
Bryan: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie
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Bryan: Someone will die.
Lefty: Of fun
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Bryan: Here's some advice
Lefty: I didn't ask for any
Bryan: Too bad. I'm stuck here with my thoughts and you're the only one who talks to me
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Bryan: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Rs. Freddy : You would eat yourself?
Bryan: I wouldn’t even question it.
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Bryan: So are we flirting right now?
Rs. Freddy : I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU!
Bryan: That doesn’t answer my question.
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Bryan: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.
Jon: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.
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Bryan: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!
Ai.Afton: How can you still say that?
Bryan: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have
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Jon: I turned out perfectly fine!
Molten: Jon, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast
Jon: I DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN’T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
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Jon, negotiating with Molten: We have Bryan. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Bryan: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?
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