Marrying Waifu Profits

A WAIFU's my daughter...

Sparky & FrostWing first day back into work & crunch day #1. They got on the train as they felt drain.

FrostWing: Our first day & I'm already dead.

Sparky: This is a start. I know deep down, this will backfired.

The train has stopped. FrostWing then see this is his stop.

FrostWing: Well, this is my stop.

FrostWing got up.

FrostWing: I'll see you later.

Sparky: Take care.

FrostWing then see the train go. He then walked to his apartment. He then open his door to see Esdeath smiled as she then show her cooking.

Esdeath: Welcome back, darling. Do you want a meal? Or a bath? Or me?

FrostWing started to fall, but was caught by Esdeath herself.

Esdeath: Are you alright? What happened?

FrostWing: Crunch time. Need rest for a bit.

Esdeath: You poor thing. Rest here.

Esdeath then put him on the couch with her spooning him.

Esdeath: I will feed you.

FrostWing: I hope Sparky is doing OK.

Meanwhile
Sparky then made it to the door.

Sparky: Finally, I've made it home.

Sparky open the door to see Ikumi & Tsukiumi sitting down on the couch as Sparky then approached the two.

Sparky: What’s wrong? Who is she?

Ikumi then stand up to face Sparky.

Ikumi: Nice to meet you... father.

Sparky turn white with fright.

Tsukiumi: You better have an explanation.

Sparky quickly panicked.

Sparky: Wait a minute! This girl is sadly mistaken!

Ikumi: I am not mistaken!

Sparky: What is your name?

Ikumi: Ikumi Mito.

Sparky: Well, Ikumi. I can't be your father. "Father" is what you'd call the man who help your mother birth you.

Ikumi: You helped mother birth me!

Sparky is so stunned, he did the Mario death in Donkey Kong. Sparky then have a reality check on his situation.

Sparky: Wait a minute.

Sparky got up.

Sparky: Did your dad have a problem with... his count?

Ikumi: Now that you said that, he did tell me to give you this letter.

Ikumi then pull envelope from your breasts, causing Sparky to blushed a bit. He then grab the envelope, then open it to see a letter.

Sparky: "Dear Sparky, Thank you for helping me with your donation. My wife & I raise our girl to our very best. We have decided to let our daughter here the news about her birth. I haven't paid you for it. There is two check: one for the donation of your sperm & the other is for permanently keep her. You will receive that check every month. Sincerely yours, Mito Family."