Training Diaries (PART 3)

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Koel- Toh ab main kya karoon? Sabh kuch addha kyun batate ho!!! Yeh toh yahi baat huyi na ki doctor disease batade aur bole ki iska illaj ab direct khuda ke paas hi milega!!!!!

Faizi- Wahin aa jaoon tumhara stunt karwane??

Koel- I don't mind!!

Faizi- Ayyeee! tumhe lift nahi de rahe hum!!! Taana mara tha!! 

Koel- Taana declined!!

Faizi- Kaisi ladki hai yeh reee! ☠🤦‍♂️

Everyone burst out laughing. 

Koel somehow manages to complete the stunt. 

Karan- Next!

The next person does the stunt half however falls of before he could complete the task. The other boy aborts the stunt.

Karan- Next!!

Chitra stand on the start. She holds the rope and starts to move ahead. 

Chitra- Sir yeh bohot zyada height hai. Aur itni der garmi mein rehkar rassi ka plastic covering bhi garam ho gaya hai!!!

Karan- Tum log mujhse kya complain kar rahe ho? Mein kya karoon ab? AC on kardoon cliff par??

Chitra- Sirrrr! help kardo!!

Karan- Tumhe training de rakhi hai meine! Karo ab, wahan agar kabhi aise situation aayi toh mein help karne nahi aaonga!!

Chitra tries and almost reaches the end point. 

Sanju- Challo bus 4 kadam aur!!

Sid-
🎶Chhaaar kadam, bas chaar kadam
Chaldo na saath mere.... Bin kuch kahe bin kuch sunneee,
hathon mein hath diyeee.
Char kadam, bas chaar kadam chaldo na saath mere.....🎵

Chitra- #Hawww. Yahan meri haalat kharab ho chuki hai aur aap mere liye romantic gaana ga rahe hai?

Sid- *annoyed*  tere liye kon gaa raha hai! Tu apne chaar kadam poore kar.... *dreamily* mein toh kisi (looking at Sanju) aur ke liye gaa raha tha....

Karan- Ek kaam kar apni playlist mein dangal, dhoom machale, aise type ke gaane add karle!

Sid gulps- So, sorry sir.

Chitra finishes her task.

Karan- Next!!

Sumanji reaches the start point. 

Karan- Ready?

Sumanji- Yess sir!

Karan- 3,2,1 GO!!

Sumanji start however in unable to reach to the second rope. 

Sumanji *in determination*- Main yeh second rassi toh lekar hi chodoongi!!

Sid- Brooo, aap rassi le loge, toh chodoge kyun?

Everyone shoots death glares at him.

Monu- Shut up Sid! Just zip it!!

Sid shuts up.

Sumanji holds the second rope. The wind blows which disbalances Sumanji

Sumanji- AAAAHHHH! Koi help karo meri!

Monami- Koi nahi aayega Sumanji, aapo khud ki help karni hogi! Chalo, you can do this!!

Sumanji- Aaahhh!! sir yeh bohot hil raha hai!!

Faizi- Hum kya karein? 

Sumanji ke andar ki khatarnak naari jag jaati hai- SAALE JAAKAR SUICIDE KARLE!! YAHAN SAB CHEEK RAHEIN HAIN AUR TU GADHON KI TARAH PADHE PADHE TUKUR TUKUR KARKE DEKH RAHA HAI!! ABBEY SHARAM HAI KI NAHI?? TUJH JAISE LOGON KO NARG MEIN BHI JAGAH NAHI DENI CHAHIYE!!! 

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