Teri Meri Gallan Hongi Mashhur (SS/TS)

CG (PART 19)

Karan- Sumanji, aap logon ko kaise bhi karke inka plan flop karna hai, inhone jinn bhi ladkiyon ko coffee din hai unhein rokiye!!

Koel, Sumanji and Faizi- Yess sirr!!

Koel collides with two girls and hence their coffee spills. 

Koel- Oyee dekh kar nahi chal sakti?

Girl 1- Main dekh kar nahi chal sakti haan?? Oyee teri wajan se coffee gir gayi aur meri dress kharab ho gayi!!!!!

Girl2 - Teri toh!!

The three indulge in a fight. 

Sumanji- pours the 3 coffee cups in the sink without anyone's notice as all were busy looking at Koel and the two girls' fight. 

Faizi tries to map the best possible route for exit.

Sumanji and Koel succeed in throwing the coffees.

Faizi- Girls please co-operate. Humme aapko evacuate karna hai...

One of the girl- Kyun beey? Saala bhai ki shaadi se bhaag kar aayi hoon, tu aur bhagana chahta hai mujhe??

Faizi- Ji nahi, I am SPL Agent Faizuddin Siddiqui. Aap logon ko koi kidnap karna chahta hai. Hume aapko bhachana hai.

Girl- Toh bhagein?

Faizi- Nahi aise nahi! 

Girl- Phir? Heels utar ke?

Faizi- Ji haan. Hume aisa situation banana hai ki main aap sabko ched raha hoon aur aap sab heels utarke mujhe peetna chahti hain. Kisi ko koi shaq nahi hona chahiye.

Koel- Haan, good idea!!

The girls start running behind Faizi till outside the salon. Some stop while the rest actually end up hitting Faizi with their heels while Koel and Sumanji laugh. 

Karan through microphone- Chalo, kisi ne toh mere dil ki iccha puri ki!! Koel, ladkiyon ko bolo aur marein!! 

Sid- Haan! Itna marwana ki flirt karna bhool jaien!!

Koel- Yessss!! very good idea.

Monami through Microphone- Inn ladkon ne khud ko Muhgal-E-Azam aur mujhe Anarkali samajh rakha hai kya jo nachwaiy jaa rahe hain?? Urgg Chitra jaldi kar, main aur kitna nachoon?🎵 Arrey chod chad ke apne saleem ki gali, Anarkal disco chali!!! 🎶 (guys Monami has to keep singing and running so that everyone is busy)

Karan- Monu, thoda aur hold karo, phir tumhara saleeem, arrey yaar.... mera matlab phir main aata hoon! 

Sid- "Tumhare salim" Huh? Jijuuuuuuuu!!!!

Karan- Shut up Sid!! Sanju se shaadi karne ke liye tujhe mere aashirwad ki zaroorat padegi!! 

Sid immediately shuts up. 

Chitra- #sir ab mein kya karoon??

Karan- Uss lazer se wapis peeche aao and I am pretty sure ki jisnein boss ko call kiya tha na us hi ke pass chaabi hogi!

Chitra- #Wapis toh chali jaoongi lekin, chaabi kaise loon?

Monami- Mai kuch karti hoon. 🎵Naa chod kaliyaan, mod ke bahiyan jaldi se side ho side ho, Arrey mora sayian psycho!! 🎶

Faizi- Woh toh 100% psycho hai!

Sid- Yes, complete ulti khopdi!

Karan- Bohot bol rahe ho na tum log? Mission khatam hone do!!