[Chaotic Hexside Children]
Oblivious Much?: where's Hunter
Oblivious Much?: haven't seen him all day
Gay Panic: that's a good thing
EddieBoi: I've been trying to get him to come down from a tree since this morning
Oblivious Much?: why is he up there??
Gay Panic: more importantly, why are you trying to get him down???
EddieBoi:he saw a spider
EddieBoi: so he climbed up so it couln't hurt him
Gay Panic: he probably ran off because of you atrocious spelling skills
EddieBoi: shut up >:(
Oblivious Much?: there are probably spiders up in the trees tho
Golden Boi: whAt
EddieBoi: oh he's down
EddieBoi: why'd you have your phone in a tree?
Golden Boi: I was clearly prepared to stay up there for weeks
Golden Boi: phone is essential item
EddieBoi: from one tiny spider?
Golden Boi: IT WAS HUGE
EddieBoi: if 'huge' is the size of a speck of dust
Golden Boi: NO
Flowers: why are you texting each other when you're standing right beside one another?
Golden Boi: shh
Golden Boi: that's the question we don't ask
Oblivious Much?: the most important question is HAHA IS HUNTER AFRAID OF bUGGSSS?
Gay Panic: the answer is yes
Golden Boi: nO-
Golden Boi: they're just creepy and weird!!!
Golden Boi: And they have a million eyes to watch and see, their teeth are small but deadly and when they crawl on you you feel the tiny legs, crawling up and up and up, pinching your skin and making you WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN
Golden Boi: of course I wish I was never born on a daily basis, not because of spiders tho
EddieBoi: Hunter-
EddieBoi: we talked about this-
Golden Boi: right therapy or whatever ANYWAYS MY POINT IS SPIDERS SUCK
Oblivious Much?: sure
Oblivious Much?: by the way have you heard of the goliath bird-eating spider?
Golden Boi: no
Golden Boi: STOP
Oblivious Much?: according to some rando it's the biggest tarantula EVER
Golden Boi: STOOOOOOOPPP
Oblivious Much?: they have inch long fangs and when they bite you it feels like hammering a nail through your hand >:3
Golden Boi: NOOOO SILENCE FOUL BEING
Oblivious Much?: it's 4.75 inches and-
Golden Boi: NONONONONO
Flowers: did he just cut you off over text-
Oblivious Much?: and the Brazilian wandering spider?
Golden Boi: stawp now
Oblivious Much?: if it bites you, you die between 10 to 20 minutes
Golden Boi is offline
Oblivious Much?: haha
Gay Panic: idk why he got so scared
Gay Panic: there are 100 times more terrifying spiders in the Boiling Isles
EddieBoi: HES TERRIFIED OF DUST PARTICLES THAT LOOK LIKE SPIDERS
EddieBoi: HOW COULD YOU DO THAT
EddieBoi: HE WONT BE ABLE TO FALL ASLEEP FOR-
EddieBoi: wait he never sleeps that much anyway
EddieBoi: HE'LL BE TRAUMATIZED AND-
EddieBoi: wait he's always traumatized
EddieBoi: UGHH YOU GET WHAT I MEAN
Gay Panic: deserves it
EddieBoi: no he doesn't!!
EddieBoi: now I gotta go before Hunter kills all the spiders in the world
EddieBoi: or hides away forever and I can never find him
EddieBoi is offline
Gay Panic: ...
IllusionMaster: WHO WANTS TO PLAY UNO?
Oblivious Much?: OOOO YAY UNO!
Gay Panic: oh well
I had to search up various different types of spiders to make this
And I am not okay
YOU ARE READING
The Owl House Texting Stories
FanfictionYeah I don't know- The Owl House characters text each other and it's chaotic. None of the character belong to me! Hi. It has been many, many months since I last updated this, and I don't know if it will be updated again (at least not anytime soon)...
