The Owl House Texting Stories

Raine Raine RAINE

[Chaotic Hexside Children]

Flowers: what's the weirdest thing anybody's ever said to you?

EddieBoi: "Is that your foot caressing my butt?"

Flowers: nevermind 

Gay Panic: fucking weirdo 

IllusionMaster: I- 

Mean Gurl: LMAO STOOPID BITCH WHY WOULD YOU CARESS SOMEONE'S BUTT WITH YOUR FOOT

Golden Boi: what's goin on

EddieBoi: scroll up

Golden Boi: oh I remember that

Golden Boi: weird day

Oblivious Much?: GUYS-

Gay Panic: what?

Oblivious Much?: EDA IS DATING SOMEONE

King of Demons: WHO

Golden Boi: TELL US 

Oblivious Much?: idk yet we have to FIND OUT.

Gay Panic: I'm bored why not

Golden Boi: yes

King of Demons: TO THE FINDING OUT OF THE THING OF THE THING WE'RE FINDING OUT! 

Oblivious Much?: YAY!

Oblivious Much?: EDA,!!

Owl Mom: wat?

Oblivious Much?:we know your secret

Owl Mom: oh no 

Owl Mom: WELP GOTTA GO-

Oblivious Much?: NO

Oblivious Much?: TELL US WHO!!!!

Owl Mom: NO

Golden Boi: please

Golden Boi: do it for your favorite kid 

Oblivious Much?: you are NOT her favorite kid

Golden Boi renamed himself Fav_Child

Fav_Child: bitch 🖕 

Oblivious Much?: NO 

Oblivious Much? changed Fav_Child's name to Stupid Kid

Stupid Kid: NO

EddieBoi changed Stupid Kid's name to Hottie

Hottie: tf

Oblivious Much?: what the heck-

EddieBoi: the truth hurts 

Hottie: how would this hurt any of us in any way

Gay Panic: it hurt me

Hottie: why dummy?

Gay Panic: lies hurt

Hottie: BITCH

Owl Mom: anyways HAHAHA GOTTA GOOOO

Owl Mom is offline

Oblivious Much?: NO

Oblivious Much? changed Hottie's name to Golden Boi and forced Owl Mom online

Owl Mom: WHAT

Owl Mom: HOW

Oblivious Much?: fav child powers