The Owl House Texting Stories

Hide & Therapy

[Group Chat: Chaotic Hexside Children]

Gay Panic: Hey have you guys seen Edric?

Oblivious Much?: Not since he asked to play Hide and Seek 2 days ago—

Golden Boi: He hasn't needed me to get him unstuck from anything in 2 days either

Golden Boi: which is concerning because usually he's always stuck somewhere

Better Twin: I haven't seen him in 2 days either

Gay Panic: HE'S STILL PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK SHIT—

Oblivious Much?: WAIT BUT WE SAID THAT IT WAS OVER-

Gay Panic: He's Edric he's not going to leave his hiding spot until you find him

Golden Boi: fuck

Golden Boi: he could be literally anywhere

Golden Boi: I'll check the places he normally gets himself stuck in 😞 🤚 

5 hours later

Golden Boi: Not there 👀 

Oblivious Much?: It took you 5 hours-

Golden Boi: HE GETS HIMSELF STUCK IN A LOT OF PLACES OKAY?

Oblivious Much?: I- okay-

Oblivious Much?: Surely he'll come out when he's hungry-

Gay Panic: WE PLAYED HIDE AND WEEP WITH HIM WHEN HE WAS 8 AND WHEN WE SAID THE GAME WAS OVER HE DIDN'T COME OUT UNTIL WE FOUND HIM

Gay Panic: THREE DAYS LATER

Gay Panic: HE WILL NOT COME OUT UNTIL WE FIND HIM SO IF WE DON'T HE'LL STARVE TO DEATH

Oblivious Much?: Hide and Weep?

Gay Panic: it's like hide and seek except the first person found is bullied by everyone until they cry

Oblivious Much?: I-

One day later

Golden Boi: I FOUND HIM

Oblivious Much?: Where??

Golden Boi: He was under my bed-

Golden Boi: ...

Golden Boi: I WAS DOING STUFF IN MY ROOM WITH HIM THERE FOR 3 DAYS??

EddieBoi:       :3

Golden Boi: ...

Gay Panic: is he okay?

Golden Boi: yeah I had 385 different foods under my bed 

Golden Boi: he ate 204 of them but that's not the point

Oblivious Much?: How do you know the exact amount he ate—?

Golden Boi: NOT THE POINNTTT

Golden Boi: the point is, WAS HE WATCHING ME? And also how the fuck did he get into the emperor's castle without getting caught almost dying?

EddieBoi: I have my ways

Golden Boi: ...

Mean Gurl: Wait you live in the emperor's castle?

Flowers: Wait yeah what—

IllusionMaster: 👀

Golden Boi: uh-

Oblivious Much?: Not the point-

Mean Gurl: THE HUMAN KNEW?

Oblivious Much?: NOT THE POINNTTT 

EddieBoi: the point is, Hunter has daddy issues

Golden Boi: I don't have a dad

Oblivious Much?: I feel you

Gay Panic: Wait Luz you don't have a dad-

EddieBoi: ...

EddieBoi: uncle issues

Golden Boi: He's not my real uncle 

EddieBoi: EMPEROR BELOS ISSUES

Mean Gurl: EMPEROR BELOS IS YOUR DAD?

Golden Boi: WE'RE NOT RELATED

Golden Boi: I JUST CALL HIM UNCLE 'CAUSE HE TOOK ME IN OKAY BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT 

Golden Boi: THE POINT IS EDRIC WAS SPYING ON ME FOR 3 DAYS WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE-

EddieBoi: The point is, Emperor Belos is a fucking monster, you've been living with him your whole life? HOW ARE YOU NOT TRAUMATIZED?

Golden Boi: who says I'm not traumatized 🙄

EddieBoi: wait what

Golden Boi: what

Oblivious Much?: Do you need help-

Golden Boi: I'M FINE THE POINT IS HE WAS SPYING ON ME

EddieBoi: I won the game tho so I don't regret anything :3 

Golden Boi: I-

EddieBoi: thO the little short dude Kikibitch or whatever was snooping through your stuff

EddieBoi: why is she like your mom

Golden Boi: I DONT HAVE A MOM EITHER

Golden Boi: wait what did Kikimora do?

EddieBoi: This is a text message just re read it 🙄

Golden Boi: 😒 

Golden Boi: that bitch imma kill her

Golden Boi: She already tried to kill me so I WOULDN'T GET PUNISHED AND I WPJLD GET AAWHA WITH OT AHAIN AMDMW MEKWKJQKDMDKNSMW DMD

EddieBoi: are you okay-

EddieBoi: Wait she tried to kill you?

Oblivious Much?: Now that I'm thinking about it most of us here need therapy

Gay Panic: I don't need therapy

Oblivious Much?: I almost got killed by your mom and you LIVE with her

Oblivious Much?: Sooo

Gay Panic:  .....

EddieBoi: lol and I thought this was a kid's show 

Better Twin: did you hit your head?

Mean Gurl: we're not in a show dumbass

EddieBoi: that's what they want you to think 

Mean Gurl: ...

Oblivious Much?: Also Hooty ate you

Gay Panic: wut

Oblivious Much?: when he brought you over to my house he ate you because he doesn't have any hands

EddieBoi: oh yeah I remember that

Better Twin: We were talking to you and he burst through a window and swallowed you whole

EddieBoi: it was terrifying for us and we weren't even the ones who got eaten

Gay Panic: that was kinda disturbing 

Oblivious Much?: Welp

Oblivious Much?: who wants to play hide and seek?

EddieBoi: Sure

Gay Panic: NO-

Ed got lost again and it took everyone 4 days to find him 😔