Swears

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[Chaotic Hexside Children]


Owl Mom: I saw Kikibitch today

King of Demons: her name is Kikimora     E D A 

Owl Mom: but she's a bitch so we all call her Kikibitch

Oblivious Much?: I don't—

Owl Mom: don't lie to me kid I know you call her Kikibitch in your head

Oblivious Much?: lol got me there

King of Demons: What's a bitch-

Owl Mom: GASP

Oblivious Much?: EDA NO-

After Eda detailedly explained the definition of "bitch"

King of Demons: INTRESTING.

Oblivious Much?: EDA STOP TEACHING KING SWEARS

Owl Mom: he has to grow up eventually 

Oblivious Much?: SWEARS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HIM GROWING UP? 

Oblivious Much?: HE'S LIKE, EIGHT YEARS OLD

Oblivious Much?: STOP IT

King of Demons: HHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

The next day

Mean Gurl: everyone's an idiot 

King of Demons: IM NOT AN IDIOT 

Mean Gurl: you especially

King of Demons: ....

King of Demons: bitch 

Oblivious Much?: KING NO

Owl Mom: THAT'S MY BOY 

Oblivious Much?: EDA NO DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS

Mean Gurl: did an eight year old child just call me a bitch?

Mean Gurl: DID A FUCKING EIGHT YEAR OLD CHILD JUST CALL ME A BITCH?

King of Demons: WHAT YOU GUNNA DO ABOUT IT BITCH

Mean Gurl: FIGHT ME RAT

King of Demons: I AM NOT A RAT

Flowers: Boscha calm down 

Mean Gurl: IM PeRFeCLY CALM

Mean Girl: BUT IM NOT GUNNA LET SOME CHILD GET AWAY WITH THIS

Gay Panic: WHY TF IS LUZ SOBBING ON THE GROUND

Owl Mom: May or may not of taught King a swear word

Owl Mom: she'll get over it 

Gay Panic: YOU HEARTLESS MONSTER

Owl Mom: Chill out

Gay Panic: I'll be back for you owl lady... 😠







Amity did indeed come back to Eda and yell at her for a long time afterwards. And King now uses the word bitch regularly while Luz isn't around

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