Hootlingo

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[Chaotic Hexside Children]


The Hooty House: GUESS HOOT 

Gay Panic: go away or I'll kill you

The Hooty House: I HAVE THE POWER OF SPANISH ON MY SIDE HOOT HOOT

Oblivious Much?: what 

Oblivious Much?: Hooty you don't know Spanish?

Oblivious Much?: ....

Oblivious Much?: DO YOU????

The Hooty House: no, but I'm learnnnninggggg

Oblivious Much?: I'm pretty sure not a single person in the boiling isles speaks Spanish so hoooowww...??

The Hooty House: HOOT HOOTY HOOT 

Oblivious Much?: that doesn't answer my question 

Gay Panic: I'll kill you 

The Hooty House: MY NEW FREIND TAUGHT ME 

Oblivious Much?: who?

The Hooty House: my new booooyyyyfriennnnddddd

Oblivious Much?: YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?

The Hooty House: yesssss ;)

Gay Panic: I doubt it 

The Hooty House: I DO 

Oblivious Much?: what's their  name? 

The Hooty House: Duooolinnngggooooooo

Oblivious Much?: DOULINGO? 

The Hooty House: yessssssssss ;3

Oblivious Much?: Duolingo isn't ALIVE it's an APP Hooty

Gay Panic: hA imagine having an imaginary boyfriend 

EddieBoi: ( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)

Better Twin: ( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)

Gay Panic: don't you fucking dare

EddieBoi: we didn't say anything ;)

Better Twin: heheh

Oblivious Much?: what

Gay Panic: NOTHING ON TO THE TOPIC OF HOOTY'S NEW "BOYFRIEND" hahahahahahahahhhahahahahah 

Oblivious Much?: that wasn't weird at all! 

Oblivious Much?: Hooty you can't be Doulingo's boyfriend when DOULINGO ISN'T REAL

The Hooty House: HOW ROOT

Oblivious Much?: what?

EddieBoi: he means "how rude"

Oblivious Much?: oh okay

Oblivious Much?: wait how would you know??

Better Twin: beings with only one brain cell can understand one another

EddieBoi: I DO NOT HAVE ONE BRAINCELL

Better Twin: what's 3+3

EddieBoi: 47 

EddieBoi: in your FACE Emira

Better Twin: Pfft that's not right 

EddieBoi: YES IT IS 

Better Twin: the answer is 13 dumbass 

EddieBoi: that makes no sense it's clearly 47!!!

Better Twin: bruh it has to be 15 tho 47 makes no sense

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