Blue Toilets

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[Chaotic Hexside Children]


EddieBoi: what if chickens laid onions instead of eggs and eggs made you cry

Golden Boi: what if eggs laid onions and chickens made you cry

IllusionMaster: Chickens already make me cry

Golden Boi: tf why

IllusionMaster: YOU DIDN'T HEAR ANYTHING

IllusionMaster poofed offline

EddieBoi: anywayysss, Hunty can you pretend to be someone for me

Golden Boi: no

Golden Boi: last time I did that we almost got arrested.

EddieBoi: but I'm not asking you to be Petunia Chickenface this time

Oblivious Much?: what's up with you and chickens

Better Twin: he's a chicken to it makes sense

EddieBoi: AM NOT

EddieBoi: so whattdaay say Hunter

Golden Boi: no

EddieBoi: PWEASEEE

Golden Boi: no

EddieBoi: I'll get myself unstuck from this toaster by myself if you do it

Golden Boi: fine

EddieBoi: okay so your name is Blue Toilet 

Golden Boi: i don't like where this is going

EddieBoi: some things about you are that bees and tangerines are your least favorite things in the whole world. You have a big fear of balloons, and you don't like being pinched in hot tubs. You lived for two minutes before you died and become a ghost.

Golden Boi: I'm dead?

EddieBoi: did I not mention that?

Golden Boi: no???

EddieBoi: eh

EddieBoi: are you ready, Blue Toilet???

Golden Boi: no

EddieBoi: that's the spirit! Let's go!!!

EddieBoi is offline

Golden Boi: I'm going to kill everyone

Golden Boi is offline

Oblivious Much?: ...

Flowers: so does this happen a lot or-

Three hours later

EddieBoi: that went well

Golden Boi: we almost died but okay

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