A Day with FNF

35. 🍺 Tom (Updated) 🍺

🍺 You would go to the bar with him and it will be you who brings him back home drunk

🍺 If he could choose between your friendship or Susan, he would choose Susan in a heartbeat

🍺 You hate Tord just as much as Tom

🍺 You sing "Sunshine, Lollipops and Rainbows" just to bother Tord

🍺 When Tord left, you were just as happy as Tom

🍺 If you get along with him the most out of the four, you would tease Tord and he will give you some of his Smirnoff

🍺 You would meet Tom's female counterpart, Tamara

🍺 You always ask him why his eyes are black (he never answers).

🍺 Never throw a Christmas party when he is around

🍺 When Tord came back, you were just as annoyed as Tom

🍺 You would meet his futuristic counterpart

🍺 He calls his hair Steve, which leaves you confused

🍺 He would talk ill about Zanta Claws

🍺 "Holy (insert any object) in/on a (insert 2nd object)!", he will use that phrase over and over again, but with different objects

🍺 He would cry by the death of his father (who is a pineapple), but you will be able to meet his mother (who is a bowling ball)

🍺 "Lame", another one of his famous phrases

🍺 He hates Eduardo as much as Edd does

🍺 He will never help you unless he gains something from it

🍺 During the rap battle against Boyfriend, you were watching from the sidewalk on the other side of the street

🍺 He is the sanest of the cuadrio

(March 4th-5th-6th Update)

🍺 During the battle of Edd vs. BF, you were just as apathetic as Tom when he walked outside

🍺 During The End, you left the house with an enraged Tom while Edd and BF did a rematch

🍺 After Tord showed up, you two were speedrunning to the house, but arrived a little to late

🍺 You congratulated Tom when he shot the harpoon that blew up Tord's robot

Would you spend a day with this alcoholic?