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💙 He never gets sick of rap battles
💙 You are regularly with GF or Pico (mainly with the former)
💙 He would recount every single encounter he has that involves rap battling or him nearly getting killed
💙 He's tired of people calling him other names (i.e. Keith, Evan, etc.)
💙 He knows a lot of fingerboard tricks, and it's one of the reasons he won GF's love
💙 He has a pet dog and chicken
💙 He is neurodivergent, as he has ADHD and autism
💙 You would play Newgrounds Rumble together
💙 His favorite animal is a Hominid, not realizing that a Hominid isn't an animal
💙 Although he reps Newgrounds, he made a YouTube account and got ads enabled on it. Since he hates working part-time jobs, he uploads 3D videos of sex in Roblox to make money on the side
💙 He has never heard of Pizzagate
💙 He and Girlfriend cannot be hypnotized or mind-controlled into not loving each other. It is practically the only thing that occupies their minds, and they would die without it
💙 He likes to listen to Kanye West (one thing me and him don't have in common)
💙 His favorite burger order is a burger from In-N-Out Burger with jalapeños, pepper Jack cheese, and the Animal Style Spread
💙 He only likes the fight scenes in Neon Genesis Evangelion, since he's too much of a dumbass to get the actual plot
💙 He's irreligious
💙 He owns a Goodwill copy of PaRappa the Rapper 2
💙 He can defeat Darth Vader (somehow), but not Goku
💙 When he and GF sign up for a driver's license test, they use fake IDs, crash into trees and run away
💙 He uses $100 Android-based monthly card payment phones. He also gets angry at the poor-quality 3G Wi-Fi and drops the phones from 5-story buildings onto incoming traffic out of frustration (why do that to the phone-)
💙 When he and GF go to McDonald's, they normally get whatever they can pressure the window clerk to give them for free. They hold the store hostage, stealing Mommy Mearest's limo and holding up the entire drive-through slot (what are they, terrorists?-)
💙 Given his size, you can easily give him a free piggyback ride back home
Would you spend a day with this rapper?
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A Day with FNF
Fanfictionidk im addicted to fnf halp meh :v (Credits to the OG artists for the art featured in this story) (Inspired by @Living_island)
