8. 💥 Tankman 💥

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💥 Get ready for a thousand and one sex jokes




💥 He is very sarcastic




💥 Tank trip scheduled




💥 You guys would get drunk




💥 You wonder how he became captain




💥 Doesn't look like a captain at all




💥 You get him confused with other soldiers because they literally all look alike




💥 He would make fun of you




💥 You would see Titanic




💥 You would be friends with Steve




💥 If you are a woman, do not be impressed that some soldiers would be perverted




💥 But don't worry, you have Tankgirl to protect you




💥 If you are a man and want to urinate, just make sure there are no snipers nearby


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