A dialogue story.
Where Love guru receives the weirdest call, in his years of giving love advice anonymously.
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"I guess I made it clear, I do not wish to speak to you!" *grumbles*
"Hello to you too, love guru."
"What can I help you with, Stranger?"
"Let's start with forgiving me, eh?" *nervously*
*sighs* "Fine whatever."
"Why do you call me 'stranger'?"
"Because You seem to like hanging up on me before I can ask your name!"
"I mean can't really blame me, can ya? For all I know you could be a creepy, old, perverted 60-year-old man, trying to woo young girls with sweet talks."
"Do I sound like a 60-year-old hag to you?
"No, I mean you sound pretty darn sexy but you never know."
*blush* "You really need to stop flirting with me!"
"WHY? I love making you blush!"
"See you are flirting again!"
"Okay, I'll stop."
"So you wanted to know my name, huh?"
"Yeah, I'm dying to know."
"Name's Bond, James Bond."
*BEEP*
"The fuck?"
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