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October 21, 2015

October 21, 2015

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thescarlettj: her schedule changed so now she's stuck with me for another 24 hours😜

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josieboo: thank god keep her away from me @thescarlettj

winniethepilot: suck a dick @josieboo

josieboo: no thank you @winniethepilot but I will be sucking something else later😉

winniethepilot: OH MY GOD @josieboo control your girlfriend @elizabetholsenofficial

josieboo: SHES NOT MY GIRLFRIEND @winniethepilot

elizabetholsenofficial: yet 🤫😉 @josieboo

chrisevans: when's my turn? 😢 @winniethepilot

winniethepilot: soon bby I promise @chrisevans

winniethepilot: soon bby I promise @chrisevans

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winniethepilot: she's in full on tour guide mode🥺😅

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thescarlettj: "I have no idea where I am, so if you don't tell me where to go, I will get us lost" -@winniethepilot

winniethepilot: I look like a lost puppy it's fine😂 @thescarlettj

josieboo: this is why I will never go to Vegas alone with you again @winniethepilot

winniethepilot: that's not fair @josieboo I got us lost one time and you'll never let me forget it

josieboo: do you want me to start listing all of the cities you've gotten us lost in? @winniethepilot

winniethepilot: you know I can't navigate and you still follow me so that's your fault @josieboo

thescarlettj: I love watching you two argue like a married couple😂 @winniethepilot @josieboo

winniethepilot: we're getting divorced so don't get used to it @thescarlettj

Joe Hoe has added Winter Pooh, Lizbo and Scarho to Divorce Committee

Winter Pooh:
What the hell is this

Lizbo:
I guess this is for you and Josie's divorce

Winter Pooh:
Hold on
Let me call my lawyer
I'm taking everything from that bitch

Joe Hoe:
Wait. Even the kids?

Winter Pooh:
Yeah I'm taking our three sons and the house
I'll have my lawyer contact yours

Joe Hoe:
Make sure to tell your lawyer about your side bitch

Winter Pooh:
As long as you tell your lawyer about your side bitch

Scarho:
The side bitch has a name

Lizbo:
Yeah we have names thank you very much

Winter Pooh:
Yeah I'll even tell my lawyer that I'm divorcing you so I can marry my side bitch
And then I'm getting custody of the kids and taking them to New York

Joe Hoe:
Like hell you are
I'm going to fight you for everything you have

Winter Pooh:
Fight me bitch

Scarho:
Are you two done?

Joe Hoe:
🤔

Winter Pooh:
We'll settle this in court Josephine

Joe Hoe:
Whatever you say Winter
Also where the ice scraper you were supposed to leave me? Because it's ya know, snowing while you're gone🙄

Winter Pooh:
You means the one that's in my car?

Joe Hoe:
Your car that's at the airport?

Winter Pooh:
That would be the one😲
I'm sorry😢 I forgot to take it out before I left

Scarho:
Anywho I'm taking her phone so she'll pay attention to me
Settle your divorce in court please😱😁

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