Ever been roasted for being tall? Let's just say this: use these, and it probably won't ever happen again ;)
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Insult: Move, you tree!
Comeback: Shut up before I step on you.
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Insult: You're so tall I bet you can touch the clouds
Comeback: I'm sorry, I'm a little bit SHORT of time, could you bother someone else
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Insult: you're a giant
Comeback : I'd ask you to look me in the eye and say that, but I just forgot you can't.
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Insult: Do you play basketball?
Comeback: Do you play mini-golf?
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Insult: (snarky comment)
Comeback: Don't get short with me!
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