Bully: You are so frickin' ugly
You: *Cough cough* Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit
Guy you don't like: Can I have your number cutie?
You: *gets out piece of paper and writes* 1-800-FUCK OFF *throws paper at him and walks off like a boss*
Bully: You are ugly
You: You're like school in July.... no class
Bully: You ugly
You: OMG!! I just noticed! Nice teeth! Are they also available in white?
Bully: Hey ugly!
You: If I wanted to talk to a bitch, I'd talk to my dog.
Bully: You're fat
You: Oh please! You're so fat you could sell shade!
Bully: *says something insulting*
You: Your lips keep moving, but all I hear is "blah blah blah blah blah...."
Bully: You're ugly (fat, stupid, etc.)
You: I know you're ugly.
Bully: I said, you're ugly!
You: I know you're ugly, stop telling me!
Bully: *looks away in sadness*
Bully: I hate you
You: *Makes ring noise* Hey the zoo called. They want to know how you got out of your cage.
Bully: *is insulting*
You: You know they used to call them "jumpolines" until your mom jumped on one.
YOU ARE READING
LMAO
RandomJokes, comebacks, riddles, roasts, videos, relatable posts, memes, and more!! Have fun laughing your ass off ;) - *currently going back through and editing some things lol. A solid half of this was written in 2014/2015 so the beginning may be cringe...
