comebacks for short people

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Have you ever been roasted for being short? Ever not known what to say when someone makes short people jokes? Well, my fellow shorties, that's why I'm here. Have fun destroying people with these comebacks ;)

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insult: shorty

comeback: sorry couldn't hear you from down here

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insult: have you grown since 5th grade? 

comeback: have you grown since kindergarden? I mean, sure, in height, but what about maturity?

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insult: hows the weather down there?

comeback: How would I know? It would reach you first!

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insult: shorty

comeback: I'm not short... I'm fun-sized bitch

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insult: high heels are in style, you know

comeback: so is plastic surgery... 




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