Have you ever been roasted for being short? Ever not known what to say when someone makes short people jokes? Well, my fellow shorties, that's why I'm here. Have fun destroying people with these comebacks ;)
comeback: sorry couldn't hear you from down here
insult: have you grown since 5th grade?
comeback: have you grown since kindergarden? I mean, sure, in height, but what about maturity?
insult: hows the weather down there?
comeback: How would I know? It would reach you first!
comeback: I'm not short... I'm fun-sized bitch
insult: high heels are in style, you know
comeback: so is plastic surgery...
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Jokes, comebacks, riddles, roasts, videos, relatable posts, memes, and more!! Have fun laughing your ass off ;) - *currently going back through and editing some things lol. A solid half of this was written in 2014/2015 so the beginning may be cringe...