much needed John slander

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Remi: Uhhhh hey 😚?

Sera: Hey Remi

John: And just as I thought my life couldn't get any worse

Sera: Damn John i go and improve ur mental health and this is how u repay me 😐

Sera: Ig I'll just undo all the character development i did /hj

Isen: Pls don't-

Arlo: I'd hate to agree but the last thing I want is John-

John: I think you forgot to finish your sentence there buddy

Arlo: No i think I made my point clear

Blyke: Yeah I'm not for hating someone but I hate when John-

Isen: Tbh when John- it just ruins the whole mood

Remi: I'm normally a positive person but when John- it just takes all the happiness

Sera: I'm not disagreeing

John: I didn't suspend my self so I could work on my mental health for this shit

Remi: We were spitting fax tho

Isen: ^^

John: Hknestly I',m l.eaving fuck u all

Sera: I think he's tearing up

Blyke: Good.

Arlo: Well said

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Short but much needed John slander

Don't worry they'll be more next chapter 😩

Anyways here's a personal headcanon of how the UnO cast laughs over text.

How the UnO cast laughs over text

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John:

"HAHEHAGBB" means you got that famous puff of air laugh

or

"&=$LMFAO" if you actually said smth funny

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Arlo:

"😐" kinda funny but not funny enough

or

"haha" a snort

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Sera:

"Hahah" / "lol" if she smirked

"Lmao rofl" really is laughing her ass off on the floor

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Remi:

"LOL 😆" she's giggling or smiling

Or

"I CSNT BREAGH" currently dying on the floor

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Blyke:

"Lmao" didn't really find it funny but doesn't want to seem like a bitch

Or

"RHFHSH^÷&$&××&EHDHWWKXKT4J27W7SBBSHWZNE÷&=&'HWAAA!!!rhdhw" spamming because he's laughing so hard

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Isen:

"LMFAOO" / *sends video of laughing* kinda funny

Or

"LMFWOR IM CRYIHN I CCABT BRETAH" also like Remi, the guys dying get him an ambulance.

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Honorable mentions:

Cecile:
"Funny."

Elaine:
"Aha!"

Zeke:
"🤣"

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