yaaaaasss here we go
First two were requested by PowderMcMc! Thank you!
Grumbo: *watching fireworks*
Grian: *flirty* These fireworks are nothing like the fireworks in my heart.
Mumbo: hOLY SHIT GRIAN WE NEED TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY
Mumbo: *teasing* I'm the big spoon~
Grian: nuuuu~ I wanna be the big spoooon!
Scar:
Scar: can I be a fork?
Grian: I'm cold
Mumbo: here, come cuddle with me~
Scar:
Scar: I'm cold
B-dubs: do you want me to set you on fire?
Scar: actually that's a good idea
Mumbo:
Grian:
B-dubs: be right back, I'll go get a lighter!
Grian: *does something stupid*
Mumbo: *chuckles* idiot
Mumbo:
Mumbo: wAIT THAT'S MY IDIOT
Mumbo: I lost Grian! Have you seen him?
False: Well, what does he look like?
Mumbo: *crying* BEAUTIFUL
Iskall: how was your honeymoon?
Mumbo: Grian got drunk and set our marriage certificate on fire because he can't ''return me without the recipient''.
Mumbo: I hate you!
Grian: I hate me more!
Mumbo:
Mumbo: darling we've talked about this
Grian: Mumbo and I... are dating.
Everyone: *gasps*
Grian: Mumbo, why are YOU surprised??
Grian: what if I pour coffee into my cereal instead of milk?
Mumbo: *taking the coffee pot away* what if you don't
Etho: so how did you know you were attracted to men?
Grian: well, you know, I looked at Mumbo and I was like NICE
Mumbo: WHO ATE MY CHICKEN? I'M GONNA FUCKING KI-
Grian: I did
Mumbo: -kiss you and buy you some more, you haven't been eating enough dear
Mumbo: do you want to know your gay name?
Mumbo: it's your first name...
Grian: haha yes, funny...
Mumbo: *gets down on one knee* and my last name
Grian: oh my god
YOU ARE READING
Grumbo Oneshots
FanfictionNOT UPDATING ANYMORE!!! - read the title :) - cover art is mine - i ship their minecraft personas, not real people, and this will be taken down if they make a post about not wanting to be shipped - no angst here so fuck o- sorry i mean, i'm all abou...
