Fade in to the ship from above
Vic's Voice Mail: To hear these options in Spanish, press dos.
Church: I HATE YOU.
Vic's Voice Mail: *beep*
Church: Vic, it's Church, I need to-
Vic's Voice Mail: I'm sorry, but this person's voice mailbox is full.
Church: Uhhmmm I'm gonna kill myself. I'm gonna kill myself.
Doc: Uh, what was all that about?
Church: Doc, we are royally screwed. Half our team is down, and I think th-
Doc: No it's not, look! Caboose is already back in action.
Cut to Caboose emerging from Blue Base in the distance with Shawn behind
Caboose: I'm okay! I'm okay!
Caboose collapses again, but this time in the warmth of the sun
Caboose: I'm not okay!
Shawn: At least you'll be warm.
Doc: He's fine.
Church: Like I was saying, half the team is down, and the half that's left, sucks. So all the Reds need to do is attack us, and we're dead.
Baby Alien: 'This person is a jerk!'
Church: Oh right, and I have to kill this freaking thing.
Caboose: Also I see a big ship. Now I know I'm hallucinating!
Church: Oh, I forgot that part! The Reds also have an enormous ship that was sent by their Command. Probably has a huge freaking weapon on it. Like a nuke, or a biological weapon that's gonna melt our skin, or a genetic weapon that's gonna make everyone in blue armour sterile... awesome.
Doc: Hmm. Maybe this isn't the best time to remind you that technically I'm neutral in this conflict.
Church: Doc, I don't think the situation could get much worse. I mean the ship is bad enough, but God knows what kind of reinforcements they have in that thing. Could be a whole new squad! Or a freelancer! Or-
Cut to the Reds mid-sentence, standing in front of a new person in yellow armour
Simmons: Grif's sister?
Grif's Sister: Yeah. Isn't that cool?
Sarge: You know I always knew there was a genetic possibility that Grif would have blood relatives. But I always held on to the hope that he was the horrible by-product of an experiment in a turd manufacturing plant!
Thea: Really sir?
Grif: Go home.
Grif's Sister: What?
Grif: Go home, right now. Get in your ship, uncrash it, and fly it home.
Grif's Sister: Whatever. Make me.
Thea: She certainly has your stubbornness.
Grif: As much as I don't wanna spoil my reputation as a do-nothing slacker, I will not hesitate to beat you senseless and drop you in that ship myself.
Grif's Sister: I thought you would be happy to see me.
Thea: Nice to finally meet you Kaikaina.
Grif's sister: So your the girl that Dexter talks about! The one that made a man into a chick!
Thea: Yeah, wait what?
Grif: How did you even get here, we're in the future!
Thea: And that proves we're not in the future.
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Red vs blue (Female OC) season 5
FanfictionA ship crushed on Donut! Who is this mysterious pilot, Tuckers baby has been born and is causing trouble for everyone at blue base. O'Malley is gone and Tex is still missing, Shawn's shady past comes back to huant him. What holds in store for Thea n...
