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Saturday, 9:15 AM

Venti-->Zhongli

Venti
Hey!!!!!

Zhongli
Hello, Venti. Good morning.

Venti
Aw, man, you still type like an old man...
Whatever though!
Zhongli, I think some of your mail is mixed in with mine
Idk how in the world they messed that up, but they did

Zhongli
Ah. I see. I'll be on my way over.

Venti
Great see you lateroriufjlhbgidsklj

Zhongli
Venti?!

Venti
I got hit by the mail door
I thought i saw someone unfamiliar but he disappeared :(

Zhongli
...Ah. If that's all, please wait downstairs, I'll be there shortly.

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Saturday, 2:10 AM

be crime do gay

Zhongli
Does anyone remember Tartaglia?

Hu Tao
That was so fucking random but yes

Beidou
The guy who started some fight only to get his ass kicked and sent straight to detention? Yeah

Zhongli
Yes...he seems to have approached me again.
At some point he must have noticed this chat and wanted in on it.

Venti
Eh that sounds plausible enough
The more the merrier!

Kaeya
You'd be right, we need more people in here.

Diluc
Kaeya, there's over 20 of us already.

Kaeya
We need more lively people in here.

Diluc
Fucking-

Zhongli has added Tartaglia to the chat

Zhongli
Greetings, Tartaglia.

Keqing
Oh dear god no

Mona
Lmao

Tartaglia
YO
Oh, it seems to me that some people aren't overjoyed by my arrival. That needs to change.

Kazuha
...

Kazuha has added Scaramouche to the chat

Kazuha
unleash hell, my friend

Tartaglia
WHAT THE FUCK

Scaramouche
YOU WANT TO TASTE THE DEPTHS OF HELL, YOU STINKING GINGER
CALL ME A FRISBEE ONE MORE TIME I FUCKING DARE YOU

Tartaglia
IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DECIDED TO WEAR THAT GIANT-ASS HAT FOR HALLOWEEN THAT ONE YEAR

Scaramouche
EXACTLY
ONLY
ONE
TIME
GET THAT THROUGH TO YOUR PEA SIZED BRAIN YOU STUPID

Tartaglia
FUCKING BITCH
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO CALL ME STUPID YOU GOT A 50 ON THE CALCULUS B TEST

Scaramouche
JOKES ON YOU IT WAS THE HIGHEST SCORE IN THE CLASS HAHA SUCK IT

Tartaglia
FUCK

Hu Tao
I love how this is happening

Diluc
I can't believe this is happening.

Jean
Oh dear.

Venti
ah speaking of schoolwork
SOMEONE HELP
It's Psychology why did i choose these classes

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