oh god there's over 40 of you now

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Wednesday, 4:20 AM

Venti—>Zhongli

Venti
GOLD
I SAW SOMETHING GOLD
Oh 4 20 nice

Zhongli
What do you mean by gold?

Venti
Like
The guy had something gold
It was kinda dark because it's morning but I wanted to use the bathroom
The hallways were dark. I walked past the creaking floorboards with suspense in my heart. The bathroom was a hallway from my room. I continued forward, determined to achieve my goal, but as I got closer to the corner...

Zhongli
Get to the point Venti.

Venti
Oh come on you're no fun
Point is someone with gold eyes stared me down before we both shrieked
I stumbled back and the person sprinted the fuck out of there like the floor was on fucking fire

Zhongli
That's great Venti but please I'm trying to sleep.
Good night.

Venti
Wow okay
Goodnight

——

Wednesday, 7 AM

be crime do gay

Tartaglia
WHAT WAS THAT SOUND

Mona
OH MY ARCHONS CAN WE GO ONE DAY WITHOUT BULLSHIT PLEASE

Kokomi
LMAOOOOO

Zhongli
Did something happen?

Tartaglia
BRO SOMEONE BROKE THE WINDOW

Mona
LET ME GO TO SCHOOL IN PEACE

Venti
Someone really broke the window??
Tart tart do you know who it is

Tartaglia
I do not appreciate this shortening of my name

Scaramouche
Make it tart fucker

Tartaglia
THAT JUST IMPLIES I HAVE SEX WITH TARTS

Mona
EW WHY DID YOU PUT THAT IMAGE IJ MY HEAD

Venti
That is actually disgusting Tartaglia

Tartaglia
SHUT IT
ANYWAY
I have this suspicion that there's a burglar in here
Like I just heard a loudass noise and I turn around to see what looks like a textbook or something fall out the window
And there's glass on the floor
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Venti
Holy shit that's messy

Mona
Whoever had the AUDACITY TO WAKE ME UP IS GONNA FACE THE WRATH OF A SLEEP DEPRIVED ASTROLOGIST

Kokomi
You were just saying you slept great yesterday

Mona
SHUT

Xingqiu
Mona actually predicted the water pipes in the hydro dorms were gonna explode because she was rudely waken up once
We learned not to disturb her since

Tartaglia
I'm sorry she predicted what

Xingqiu
I dunno but the pipes exploded on command

Scaramouche
What the fuck

Zhongli
Ah, I remember that. It was five AM, but suddenly there was a loud noise in the distance.
I believe that was the same day Yoimiya was sleeping over at the Hydro Dorms.

Yoimiya
Oh yeah!! Kokomi had this idea to prank one of her dormmates and I went through with the whole thing!

Kokomi
Barbara definitely wouldn't appreciate it and Xingqiu would probably sleep through it so Mona it was