oh god there's over 40 of you now

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Sunday, 11:22 AM

be crime do gay

Aether
Hey y'all so I'm seeing Venti and some guy I haven't met hanging out with boba

Hu Tao
Tell me more

Aether
Me n Lumine are across the street at the bakery
Lumine goes "hey isn't that venti" and I look across the street and I see venti
But he's with someone

Zhongli
It's not like Venti doesn't hang out with others. He often goes on outings with his friends.

Aether
True
It's not like everyone is introverted

Tartaglia
Hey what's up
Oh
Ooooohhh

Aether
What

Lumine
Is something up

Tartaglia
Hm
Well there's more blackmail for me for one

Aether
Mneh

Tartaglia
Second
It's too early to tell so let's back off the two for now ok ;)

Hu Tao
Wowow, look at you giving sound advice!!

Tartaglia
Fuck you I give good advice all the time

Zhongli
Clearly you don't follow your own advice because I received word that you got into another fight.
This is the last straw, Tartaglia. One more and I'm telling your leader to put you on house arrest.

Tartaglia
OKAY OKAY SIR I WILL

Aether
Mans really put him in his spot

Tartaglia
Shut up

Venti
Guys I may be a simp

Aether
SPEAK OF THE DEVIL

Hu Tao
That is so random
now spill

Venti
FUCK WRONG CHAT

Aether
YOU WEREN'T EVEN GONNA TELL US

Hu Tao
COME ON SPILL IT

Venti
AAAAAAAAAAAA

Tartaglia
Is this venti bullying i smell

Venti
is this someone who wants to get that house arrest warrant i see

Tartaglia
stOP FLEXING YOUR AUTHORITY

Zhongli
Well, at least you admit it.

Venti
wha

Beidou
so who's the simp

Yanfei
We're alive

Xinyan
WHAT'S UP I HAVE ARISEN

Xiangling
T POSED AWAKE WHAT'S HAPPENING

Ningguang
Guys please

Hu Tao
you've awoken the liyue lesbians tm
now TELL

Venti
how about i don't, anyway~?

Venti is offline

Hu Tao
we're storming his dorm

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Sunday, 11:35 AM

the council has now decided

barabatos
fuck they're onto me

morax-less
You should have checked your message log thoroughly.