[HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR!!]
6 AM
if we hate each other, why are we still here
Arlecchino
Did Tartaglia simp over someone again
walking cliche
WHAT NO
feral bitch
Yes he did
La Signora
One more time, Tartaglia. I dare you.
Pulcinella
For the love of the gods, what the fuck
feral bitch
He got so attached he started planning Zhongli's bday a month early
walking cliche
SHUT UP SCARAMOUCHE
I WON'T HAVE YOU SLANDER ME LIKE THIS
feral bitch
and proceeded to complain about Zhongli's looks and personality the more he hangs out with him and I'm here sitting in front of my salad, disappointed in humanity
walking cliche
YOU
ARE
A
KAZUHA
SIMPOAUFSHDGIAIJLSKD
feral bitch
say that one more time i dare you
La Signora
I can't believe the both of you are experiencing withdrawal more than me, I'm the one with the long distance relationship here
Pulcinella
Didn't we explicitly say not to get attached to people
Arlecchino
Especially with the whole Tsaritsa planning to take over the world again bullshit
feral bitch
Yeah ok so
Tsaritsa is not doing a single thing rn she's like really radio silent the past few days
walking cliche
wait what even is her motive now
feral bitch
i wouldnt tell you even if i knew ginger face
Arlecchino
We don't even know the identities of the new Harbingers, Tartaglia.
walking cliche
Because she hasn't appointed them yet
Arlecchino
...True.
La Signora
How about this
We stop hiding from them and actually fight back
feral bitch
That would require a certain level of cooperation that I'm completely sure I don't have
Pulcinella
I am deeply convinced that none of you have that level of cooperation
Il Dottore
what the hell did I come back to
Oh! Arlecchino, Pulcinella! You're alive
Arlecchino
I've always been alive
Pulcinella
Did we not establish that I am a lurker
Il Dottore
Okay, fair.
I shall return to my hellhole then.
walking cliche
Hang on
What if the new Harbingers will share our names? That would be confusing, no?
Pulcinella
Are you implying we should start addressing ourselves with our given names?
walking cliche
We could
Pulcinella
In due time, I suppose.
feral bitch
gods
La Signora
Now hold on a second, I need to settle something with the electro dorm leader
walking cliche
Ei?
feral bitch
Good luck
La Signora
Do I even need that
feral bitch
Believe me when I say yes
YOU ARE READING
oh god there's over 40 of you now
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