(You know the drill.)
Bri: I love you. You're the best thing that's ever happened to me.
Swaine: I'm the best thing that's ever happened to you?
Bri: Yes.
Swaine: ...I fell a little bit sorry for you.
*
Lucy: Bri came after me, but I was more than a match for her!
Lee: Meaning?
Lucy: I hid.
*
Bri: I hate him!
Esther: Then you might send mixed signals by making out with him.
*
Bri: Bye Swaine! Bye Oliver! Bye Esther! Bye Swaine!
Oliver: You said Swaine twice.
Bri: I like Swaine.
*
Drippy: I would never say this to Oliver's face, but he is a wonderful friend and a gifted leader.
Esther: Why-why wouldn't you say that to his face?
*
Oliver: Bri isn't answering her phone.
Swaine: I'll call.
Oliver: Lee and I have both tried six times each, what makes you think-
Bri: Hello?
*
Bri: I have feelings for you.
Swaine: Ah.
Swaine: Really?
Swaine: Why?
Swaine: What is wrong with you?
*
Drippy, stubbing his toe: Ow! Son of a bi-
Bri, pointing at Oliver: Children!
Drippy: Biscuit. Son of a biscuit.
Bri: Nice save.
Drippy: Yeah! Fucking nailed it!
*
Allie: Not every problem can be solved with a knife.
Bri: I know.
Bri: That's why I carry two knives.
*
Alec: So Bri, where did you get your driver's license?
Bri: My what?
Lynx, in the backseat: I need to get out of this car-
*
Bri: Any knife is a pocket knife if you can fit it in your pocket.
*
Bri: Let's be friends!
Swaine: I don't do 'friends'.
Bri: :(
Swaine: ...Ugh, fine.
Bri: :)
*
Lee: Is there any way we can stop her from being cheerful?
Valentine: I don't think there's a force in the universe that can stop Lucy from being cheerful.
*
Bri: Do you know anything about huge explosions? Specifically, how to make one?
Ruby: Explosions? What is this for?
Bri: Fun.
*
Swaine: So how did you convince Bri to betray us? What did you offer her?
Ruby: I asked her if she wanted to embarrass you, and she instantly said yes.
*
Oliver: I think you should play the role of my father.
Swaine: I don't want to be your father.
Oliver: Perfect. You already know your lines.
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Another World (1) ✅
Random(Book 2 is out! This one is cringe at least to me, so uhhh read at your own risk ig.) #JusticeForDrippy Nobody knows about this game either...oh well. Anyway, this is a Ni No Kuni randomness book, but it's just the first game because I haven't play...
