(I said it mentally. Does that count?)
Lee: Okay well let's say that you haven't eaten for a day and you need food. What do you do?
Swaine: I drive to Marcassin's house and ask him to make me a sandwich.
Lee: Okay...but what if Marcassin wasn't here?
Swaine: Where would he be?
Lee: Uhh...he had to leave the country for something.
Swaine: What? Is he okay?!
Lee: He's fine.
Swaine: Well if he's fine I don't see why he can't make me a sandwich.
*
Lee: All right, listen up motherfuckers.
Lucy: :(
Lee: Not you Lucy, you're an angel and we're thrilled you're here.
Lucy: :)
*
Swaine: I accidently drank Lynx's Iced Coffee...how long do I have to live?
Bri: Ten.
Swaine: ???
Lynx, from behind him: Nine.
*
Lynx: Why are you calling me this late?
Oliver: I need your help, I've done something very bad.
Lynx: Put the corpse on ice, I'm on my way.
Oliver: Wait that's-that's not-why would you-
*
Swaine: I'm seeing a movie with my crush soon.
Bri: Really? When?
Swaine: Depends, when are you free?
Bri: Next Satur-OH MY GOD YOU ARE SO SMOOTH.
*
Lucy: We're gonna die!
Bri: Think positive!
Lucy: We're gonna die quickly!
*
Bri: I trust Swaine.
Esther: You think he knows what he's doing?
Bri: I'm not sure I'd go that far.
*
*Lucy as a cop.*
Lucy: 911 what's your emergency?
Lucy: What do you mean you're being murdered?
Lucy: That's illegal people can't do that.
*
Oliver: Would you rather kill Shadar or-
Bri: Yes, kill him.
Oliver: I didn't say the other-
Bri: I don't need to hear it.
Lucy: I feel a little unsafe.
*
Swaine: I was in a race once.
Swaine: Well, I called it a race, the police called it "resisting arrest."
Swaine: They're mad when they lose.
*
Oliver: When's the last time anything went according to plan?
Lee: I don't think there was a last time.
*
Bri: They impounded my motorcycle without warning.
Lee: I'm pretty sure the warning was the $900 worth of parking tickets you wracked up.
*
Esther: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Bri: I've been zoned out for the past two hours.
Oliver: I got distracted halfway through.
Swaine: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
*
Bri: Esther, Swaine isn't talking to me.
Esther: Enjoy it while it lasts.
*
Lucy: Is it okay if I swear?
Lee: Yes Lucy, I will allow you to swear.
Lucy: F.
Lee: Go on.
Lucy: I'm nervous.
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