Bri: Why are you smiling?
Esther: What? Can't I just be happy?
Lee: Swaine tripped and fell in the parking lot.
*
Lee: Do I look straight?
Bri: Not in the slightest.
Lee: No, I meant my parking job.
Bri: Oh, in that case then yes, it's fine.
*
Swaine: How do you ask what a glass of water is doing?
Marcassin: A glass of water is an inanimate object and is therefore incapable of having a thought process, or understanding basic English.
Swaine:
Swaine: Water you doing?
*
Policeman: What are your names?
Lynx: Don't tell him, Swaine.
Policeman: *Writing down* Swaine.
Swaine: Nice job, Lynx.
Policeman: Swaine and Lynx.
Swaine: fRICK.
*
Swaine: You know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go.
Esther: Swaine...those are wanted posters.
*
(At the police station.)
Oliver, acting tough: What are you here for?
Person: I killed eleven people.
Oliver: E-Eleven?
Person: What are you here for?
Oliver, tearing up: J-Jaywalking.
*
Lee: I'm gay.
Bri: Water is wet. Esther is talented. Swaine is hot.
Lee: What?
Bri: Sorry, I thought we were listing obvious things.
Swaine: Did you say I'm hot?
*
(At a restaurant)
Bri: I want my steak rare.
Oliver: How do you get rare steak?
Oliver: Do rare cows exist?
Bri: *Smacking herself with the menu.*
*
Teacher: Bri, the assignment was to bring in something that is important to you.
Bri: Yeah.
Teacher: I meant an object, Bri, not Swaine.
*
Lucy: You know, you can solve your problems without violence.
Bri: Okay, but consider: I'm really, really good at violence.
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Another World (1) ✅
De Todo(Book 2 is out! This one is cringe at least to me, so uhhh read at your own risk ig.) #JusticeForDrippy Nobody knows about this game either...oh well. Anyway, this is a Ni No Kuni randomness book, but it's just the first game because I haven't play...
