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Librarian

SUP BITCHES 

how r u today :D

FOR ANYONE WHO WAS GOING TO EDIT NEW CHAPTERS MY DMS ARE NOT WORKING CURRENTLY AND I APOLOGIZE

I WILL NOT USE ANY OTHER FORMS OF COMMUNICATION CAUSE IM NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THAT

SO I WILL CONTACT YOU WHEN IT WORKS AGAIN

this is a library au thingy

theyre in cloggage or colleague or however tf you spell it

aka theyre NOT MINORS IN THIS 

anyways :)

"Um, excuse me, Mr. NotFound?"

Sapnap bounced on his heels as the young librarian turned to face him. "Oh, hello Sapnap!" He gave a warm smile. "Do you need help finding something?"

The ravenette nodded. "Do you know where to find books on violin? Like, the history of it?" (yes that was a reference for yall who've seen the video of smol sapnap playing violin)

The librarian thought for a moment, then nodded. "Yup! C'mon, this way." As they walked towards a different area of the large library, Sapnap turned and stuck his tongue out at his blonde-haired best friend who was watching him enviously from one of the tables.

"Dream, your gay is showing," mumbled a blue haired boy who was sitting beside him in a spinny desk chair. Dream shot him an annoyed look. Skeppy had had (had had wut) a boyfriend for the past two years, but he still seemed unfit to give Dream any romantic advice.

"Shut up, Skeppy," the Floridan mumbled, fiddling with his pencil. They were waiting on a few others to come so they could study for the history assignment together. They had to make a 5 paged essay (in size 11 font! also idk how collegue work is so im just guessin here) on the history of a chose instrument. It was worth a fairly large portion of their grade, because their history teacher was big on knowing how to do things at the drop of a hat. So they had three days to complete it. Dream still had no clue what instrument to do, but wanted to chose one today so he could ask the librarian and walk with him to find it.

Mr. NotFound was often considered one of the best professors on the MCYT campus. He was nice, funny, and only a year or two ago he was in college himself. It also helped that he was incredibly pretty, with fluffy, chocolate colored hair and brown doe-eyes. He was short, which gave off the impression that he wasn't even a professor. (idk if librarians are considered are professors) He had circular wire-rimmed glasses, and when Dream was in his first year and told to go the library and talk to Mr. NotFound, the other professors described him as a 'short Harry Potter'. He was often flirted with by upperclassmen girls, but after about five months of getting asked out every other week he politely asked anyone who walked up to him with that intention to stop. No one really did it anymore, because they all still wanted to (subtly) impress him.

Dream had zoned out and barely even noticed when Bad, Techno, Wilbur, Ranboo, Tommy and Tubbo sat down at the circular table.

"So, have you guys picked out a subject for the essay?" Bad asked happily, sitting down in the same seat as Skeppy. Tommy, who was walking towards them, faked throwing up onto his book on the trumpet. the whole group tried incredibly hard not to laugh.

"I'm doing piano!" Tubbo chirped, placing an incredibly tHicC (yes i just said that) book onto the table.

Tommy wrinkled his nose at the book as he sat down beside Tubbo. "How are you going to read that in three days?"

"I read the whole Harry Potter series in four days, I think I can do this." (we stan bookworm tubbo here)

"Four days? Wow, I've done three," a voice said from behind the bee lover. Mr. NotFound was grinning at him, Sapnap beside him. "Good luck on your essays. Mr. Minecrafts assignments are killer." He then swept away to the book cart and began sorting books.