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Arisu: Croissants: dropped

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Arisu: Croissants: dropped

Usagi: Road: works ahead

Karube: BBQ sauce: on my titties

Kuina: Shavacado: fre

Chishiya: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

Aguni:

Aguni, grumpy: I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.


*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*

Karube: Thanks fam!

Usagi: oh no

Kuina: *cries* I love you too

Chishiya: Sounds fake but okay

Arisu: *A flustered mess*

Niragi: can i get a refund


Aguni: Just be yourself.

Niragi: 'Be myself'? Aguni, I have one day to win Chishiya over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

Kuina: Couple weeks.

Arisu: Six months.

Usagi: Jury's still out.

Niragi: See, Aguni?

Niragi: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?


Chishiya: Dumbest scar stories, go!

Usagi: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.

Kuina: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.

Karube: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.

Arisu: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.

Niragi:

Niragi: I have emotional scars.


Karube: While I'm gone, Arisu, you're in charge.

Arisu: Yes!!!

Karube, whispering: Chota, you're secretly in charge.

Chota: Obviously.


Last Boss: What time is it?

Niragi: I don't know; pass me that saxophone and we'll find out

Niragi: *Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune*

Aguni: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING

Niragi: It's 2 am


Last Boss: How do I deal with my enemies?

Niragi: Kill them

Last Boss: That's a bit extreme, I was hoping for a more passive solution

Niragi: Kill them only a little?


Aguni: Hatter, stop! This isn't you, you've gone mad with power!

Hatter: Well of course I have.

Hatter: Have you ever tried going mad without power?

Hatter: It's boring. 


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