Step-Chrome I'm Stuck Loading

CHAPTER 2: I'm Feeling Lucky

The airship whirs around the towns and farmlands of Furrydonia, in search for the rest of the team. They haven't united ever since they broke up back in 2004. It was a big deal. Many hearts were broken. Many lives were shattered on that day. Many caramel cupcakes have gotten spoiled. The world really just hasn't been the same ever since.

Chrome hopes that once the team reunites, they won't start fighting amongst each other. We don't need another 2004 incident. He looks at the Portrait of Mosaic and starts to cry. Edge comforts him in a subby way. He reminds him that he's still manly even if he cries. Dear reader, if you're a man and you want to be like Chrome, just know that it's OK to cry. In fact, letting out your emotions is the most manly thing you can do.

Anyways, they land next to the house of Tor. Edge sighs. "Do we really have to bring Tor on our team?" He asks Safari. Safari nods her head. " I know he's weird, but Tor is one of our most trusted members. The government can't get to him. So we can be assured he stays on our side.

Chrome judges Safari intensely. "Conspiracy nut" he sniffs at her. He knows she has a point. The government does have tendencies to spy on their people with drones. But he still thinks she's a conspiracy nut. She thinks the world is flat. "Who in hell in their right mind thinks that kinda stuff" he's said to her before.

They walk onto the doorstep of Tor. His house looks normal on the outside but rumors are there is a giant basement with high-tech equipment under it. However the gang knows that the basement's just filled with FNAF plushies. Both Safari and Tor are big fans of the series. Chrome doesn't quite get it.

As the doorbell rings, Tor is occupied, dancing his way around the room. He is a very skilled dancer. He gets in his model S tesla and drives outside. He gets out of his model S tesla and greets the group of frenemies. He scuffs and walks back to his model S tesla, but Safari manages to stop him. "Listen. We need you. Jungkook has gone missing."

Tor looks up at Safari. His logo glowing red from anger from hearing this awful news from his lil baby boi. His fists curling up. He starts to do a grief dance on his model S tesla.

"Orga he orga he orga he"

He gets off the roof of his model S tesla. He looks at Safari again.

"The gods have forsaken us. Do yall have a plan?"

Chrome screams yes. Edge and Safari cover their ears. Chrome has a really good voice but it's quite loud and dominating if he gets excited. In this case, he definitely does have a plan. But I can't spoil it yet because I have to keep it mysterious. It definitely won't be some kinda heroic sacrifice that will save the day!

They move on in their airship. They still have to find Firefox, Opera and Brave. It won't be easy finding them, but with the assisted help of Tor the browsers can use very cool and illegal methods to find the rest. So that's what they do.

The airship zooms over rooftops with Tor using his illegal search methods to get by the government restrictions and stalk their long lost partners. They find Firefox and Brave chilling in a hammock in the Bahamas. They have hot bods from logo to their sweaty toes, and Firefox's tall muscular hot bod towers over the rest of the group. She is stunning. Brave is also there.

Together again, the group, which at this point was only missing Opera, start drinking lots of beach drinks and they become very drunk and probably have some kinda orgy. This triggers Opera who was looking with binoculars from a distance, she comes walking from behind the bushes. She has a black shirt because she is very emo.

She has a black hat because she is also very emo. She has black mascara and black gloves from Levi's with black jeans which are very saggy and stylish which she wears because she is very emo.

As she arrives at the group, everyone drops their jaws on the floor just like in those funny movies, and Chrome says bewildered: "Woah, she's like, emo!" Opera looks with her black tinted lensed eyes at Chrome, she is judging him because of his non-emo apparel.

Safari breaks the staredown between the two and introduces Opera to the group. "This is Opera, she's gonna help us get our baby boy Jungkook back. Everyone starts tearing up as they are reminded of the news that Jungkook got kidnapped. Opera walks with power through the group, looking at the drunk messes.

She yells out. "Tomorrow at 6 am, we are starting our new training!" Everyone lets out their sighs. But Opera looks like she could beat anyone up so they agree and go to bed.

The next morning, they all have hangovers. Edge is the one puking the most because subby boys have weak bowels. That's how you know when a boy is subby. Chrome comforts Edge and cuddles him being the big spoon that he is. They hear a whistle and they walk to the old drinking spot which Opera has now turned into a training field. Brave cries out a "no" as they realise their drinks are gone.

"Today, I'm gonna turn yall into fighters. No going back from here." Opera sniffs menacingly as she points at the first course.