LITTLE BITCHES
SAM
OKAY SO
I WAS THINKING
WE NEED A WELL DESERVED BREAK
AND ALEX IS GOING TO BE IN ITALY FOR THE EUROPEAN LEG OF HIS TOUR NEXT WEEK
WE COULD HAVE A TINY ITALIAN WEEKEND
ADRIAN
Geez why are you typing in all caps?
ALEX
Good morning my favourite people
Yes I will be in Italy next week
I get a day off in Milano so that'd be nice
SAM
Exactly we can go shopping
Pipes you wanted a new pair of shoes right?
Milan!!!!
PIPER
I know what you guys are doing and while I do appreciate it, I don't think I'll be able to make it. I've got meetings with my manager and publicist and I'm leaving for the press tour in a couple weeks so I would like to spend as much time as possible with Ham and Spud, and mum and dad
ADRIAN
I love how your parents are just an afterthought
SAM
Her children are important, Adrian
PIPER
yeah adrian 🙄
SAM
are you sure you don't wanna go to Italy, Pipes?
PIPER
Yes, I'm sure. I can have perfectly good gelato in oxford
ALEX
you really cant
PIPER
shut up 🙄
SAM
Fine. Can I be your date at the London premiere, since Alex isn't going to be in town?
PIPER
fiiIIIINE
though it is in 3 weeks
there's the LA Premiere first
and then the one in Russia
I'm excited for that one
ALEX
omg yes !!!
did u learn any russian
PIPER
only the swear words
teehee
ADRIAN
you're such a child! gosh!
what are they???
PIPER
aha-aha-aha
im not gonna tell u
ur mean
ADRIAN
):
ALEX
hehe will u text them to me privately
PIPER
i dont trust adrian not to snoop through ur phone
i'll call u
ALEX
okay! warning though, i'm pooping
PIPER
meh i've had worse encounters with you
SAM
should i ask?
ALEX
I was shaving my balls
SAM
i didnt even ask 😭
fucking hell
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femme fatal | sapphic social media - completed
Romance- someone, I tell you, will remember us, even in another time Sappho in which two closeted actors accidentally start up dating rumours and the media goes insane social media x real life story - it's a sapphic story!! female OC X female OC
