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PIPER
so, i hear congratulations are in order!

JJ
you heard about the engagement?

PIPER
No uhmmm
I was talking about the movie

JJ
OH! Thank you :)
And I guess, congrats as well, though you've had the role for a while right?

PIPER
Yeah
you're engaged?

JJ
to be married, yes !!!

PIPER
oh wow
that's wonderful!
isn't it odd that the media isn't talking about this?

JJ
The world has no place in our bed!

PIPER
shit yes of course
I'm sorry!

JJ
stop apologizing pipes!
Piper* oops
I just wanted an excuse to sing those lyrics

PIPER
OH RIGHT THAT'S FROM BURN

Also you can call me Pipes, that's actually what everyone else calls me

BUT what you should have corrected was that
Z in apologiSe

when's the big day?

JJ
Okay, Piper

Well I haven't had the time to actually sit and think about it just yet, and you know how
men are useless when it comes to these things so... I'm not sure yet

PIPER
ah a man

JJ
Did you think it could have been *not a man?

PIPER
I've learned not to make assumptions
and I don't think I've learned much at all about you during our incredibly short-lived relationship

JJ
fair point... fair point
I suppose, I don't know much about you either

PIPER
alright, 20 questions

JJ
Is this high school?

PIPER
yes, I'm the freshman with the big fat crush on the senior jock

JJ
I'm the senior jock?

PIPER
No, you're the drama geek duh

JJ
HAHAHAHAHAHA
okay, you got me there
I was the drama geek
But, I take it so were you

PIPER
a hundred percent
I used to put on Shakespeare plays that people would beg me to stop putting on

JJ
And look at you now!
they must hate themselves for that

PIPER
oh no, trust me I think they were very right

JJ
Yikes!
alright then 20 questions
you start

PIPER
this really is like high school
okay then, huh
who's your boyfriend

JJ
wow I'm 16 all over again
if you must know, his name's Patrick Mendes
He's a sound engineer, and we met while I was still doing some off-broadway shows
He's sweet

PIPER
awwww cute
your turn

JJ
who's your boyfriend?

PIPER
HAHAHA touché
I don't have a boyfriend ;)

JJ
According to Twitter you've been in a "on-again off-again" relationship for years now

PIPER
Yeah, it's funny and it's good press, I suppose
Alex is my best friend. I've known him for a good ten years now, and we practically grew up together. With Adrian whom you've met, and Sam. We always have a laugh about it. Honestly, we have no idea how the rumours even began

JJ
Yep, I know what you mean
That's really cute though! Aw
Alright well who's your crush ;)

PIPER
🙄 is this the part where I go "omg tee hee you're my crush" and then we find an empty bedroom and🤫make out

JJ
pretty much yes

PIPER
siiigh well, if you must know
it's actually Meryl Streep

JJ
Well, shit! How can I compete with the Queen herself?

PIPER
Don't diss my main woman Liz like that

JJ
Uhhh
the queen of england?

PIPER
yeah 😤

JJ
My sincerest apologies!

PIPER
JJ, are we ever going to stop making apologies?

JJ
I don't think so
Ah I guess we'll have to finish this some other time
I have a meeting! Bye, bye

PIPER
byyyye
text back whenever!