Group Chat
LITTLE BITCHES
PIPER
CRISIS CRISIS CRISIS CRISIS
SOS SOS SOS SOS
BLOODY FUCKING HELL I CANT BREATHE
[delivered 03:22 p.m.]
[seen by Adrian, Alex, & Sam]
SAM
Pipes what the fuck are you okay??
ALEX
WHAT WHT HAPPENED
SAM
PIPER
ADRIAN
uhm do i need to fly to LA?
SAM
PIPER ANSWER YOUR PHONE WOMAN
ALEX
PIPER JAMES
SAM
PIPER FUCKING JAMES YOU FUCKING TWAT YOU BETTER NOT BE DEAD
ADRIAN
WHAT THE BLOODY HELLS GOING ON HERE
SAM
PIPER ANDREA ELIZABETH JAMES
IF YOU DONT ANSWER RIGHT THIS SECOND
I AM CALLING YOUR FATHER
ALEX
Sam pls dont get Michael involved 😭
ADRIAN
okay but she cant just drop the crisis bomb and not reply
SAM
PIPER WHAT THE FUCK MAN
[PIPER is typing...]
ALEX
oh she's typing
SAM
jesus crhsit
ALEX
woops Sam's lost her ability to spell
SAM
yes im fucking furious
PIPER
ive just done the dumbest thing one could EVER do but im really bloody fucking late to this meeting so ill tell you everything in about an hour or so love u im not dead x
SAM
what the cuck
ADRIAN
is that supposed to be fuck
ALEX
maybe she meant cock
SAM
No Alex, you're the only one here who likes cocks
ALEX
are you not dating Adrian?
ADRIAN
we're literally engaged
SAM
yes well i don't have to like your cock do i?
ALEX
oh... shit
ADRIAN
😳
PIPER
what the fuck Sam 😭
SAM
PIPER JAMES
YOU TELL US WHAT HAPPENED RIGHT NOW
PIPER
fine but only cuz im scared youll start describing the horrors of Adrian's penis
ADRIAN
hey, my penis is quite respectable
SAM
it is
PIPER
so i kind of ran into someone and spilled my drink and their drink over their expensive shirt
ALEX
that's it...?
SAM
thats the big emergency?
PIPER
kind of yes
SAM
fucking hell pipes you had me worried sick
ADRIAN
theres more to the story i can feel it
PIPER
the person i spilled my drink on was Jennifer Jones
SAM
YOU FUCKING WHAT?
ALEX
Jennifer Jones as in... the actress?
PIPER
yes 😭
ADRIAN
Jesus fucking christ Piper
SAM
details
right fucking now
all of them
PIPER
*nervous laughter*
ALEX
stop typing reactions and start typing the story maam
PIPER
😭
so completely horrified piper invited jennifer jones up to her flat to clean up and jennifer jones accepted
SAM
quite literally just spat my drink
ALEX
YOU DID WHAT?
ADRIAN
oh fucking hell
Piper you smooth son of a bitch
You Notting Hill'ed her
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
PIPER
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ADRIAN
WHEN I TOLD HER MY FLAT WAS TEN FEET AWAY SHE ASKED IF IM PULLING A NOTTING HILL TRICK ON HER BUT THEN WE WENT UP TO MY FLAT AND MY DUMB ASS SAID HEY AT LEAST NOW WE KNOW HOW JULIA AND HUGH FELT AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE HAHA I PROMISE I WONT KISS YOU AND MAKE YOU PROMISE NOT TO TELL ANYONE AND MY STUPID ARSE RESPONDED WITH HAHA I WOULDNT HAVE TO PROMISE I WONT HAHA AND THEN I QUOTED THE SURREAL BUT NICE BIT AND THEN SHE ALSO RECOGNISED ME FROM LITTLE WOMEN WHICH MEANS SHE KNOWS YOU GUYS EXIST TOO WTF THIS IS INSANE
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
SAM
:O
Jennifer Jones knows I exist
ADRIAN
well shit
Alex
Woah
PIPER
indeed
SAM
so are you gonna date now ;)
PIPER
am i gonna date a straight woman who is 8 years older than i am and probably doesnt even know my name and who is also a woman i may never see ever again?
SAM
yes :D
ALEX
hey, if hugh grant could get a call back from julia roberts you could get a call back from Jennifer Jones
PIPER
why would i want that anyway 😭
ADRIAN
cuz she's literally a queen?
SAM
fair point
ALEX
very fair
PIPER
🙄
just gonna forget this ever happened and hope my couch swallows me
SAM
stop watching Notting Hill
PIPER
no ):<
ADRIAN
well, we tried
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