Lindsey POV
"OMG mom!" I scream.
"Yas honey?" Mom says.
" Im to fat ! Ughhhh !" I shout, pulling on my xxxs shirt that is 2 big for me.
Then my boyfriend comes to my room.
I look at my soft facial features (ugh) and silky blonde hair. My naturally red lips frown back at my sparkly green eyes. All I can think to say is " I am so ugly"
"Yeah, your so rite. But, i am so hot!" my boyfriend chad says
Chad POV
I be So hot.! Wow i am amazing. I have a D average in school so im rlly smart. Ya. U jelly?
"So babe, you should probably get plastic surgery becuz girl: you be ugly," I say to my fat girlfriend.
Like she is so fat. She's out of kid sizes now! Like seriously. It's like she pregnant.
"Yeah, but I don't wanna look fake!" She says stupidly.
"BEING FAKE IS WHAT BUILDS THIS SOCIETY YOU BITCH," I scream as I race out of her house, stealing a cookie on the way.
Lindsey POV
Oh how I love chad. He is so sweet and honest. Lol!
As I mourn over the loss of my beauty, I eat a few pounds of cookies. I always eat. Eating is like totes awesome. Maybe that's why I'm so fat. I contin-U to eat. Whatevs.
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BINABASA MO ANG
Raining Sunset
ChickLitLindsey, a perfect looking girl thinks she's ugly and fat. Her boyfriend agrees. He gives her his jacket. In the rain. At sunset. This is basically a story on what not to write an actual book about-CLICHE EVERYTHING.
