Dad jokes you tell them

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a/n: before we start is there anyone you guys want added besides Kio? I'm adding Kio, but I wanna take Troy and Vinnie out. You can comment boys and girls!

Avani: "Can February march? No, but April may."

Amelie: "Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it."

Sabrina: "What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback."

Cynthia: "Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it."

Lauren: "When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, identity theft is a crime."

Eva: "What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes? Sneakers."

Devyn: "Why is Peter Pan always flying? He neverlands."

Emily: "What's brown and sticky? A stick."

Liya: "What do you call a shoe made of a banana? A slipper."

Maddy: "I was really angry at my friend Mark for stealing my dictionary. I told him, "Mark, my words!"



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