OMF TODAY WAS HORRIBLE I WANT TO STAB EVERYTHING! ALL OF MY WORK GOT DELETED AND NOW IM FUCKED. MY PARENTS KEEP DEADNAMING AND MISGENDERING ME! AND I FUCKING FELL OFF MY BED AND I CAN'T FEEL MY KNEE AND I FERL LIKE IM GONNA PASS OUT!
HOW THE EVER SHITTING FUCK DOES THAT HAPPEN BY FALLING OFF YOUR BED! AND IT'S JUST MY KNEE, NOTHING ELSE! IMMA GO COMMIT ARSON! (note, children, that the author of this book is not indeed going to commit Arson, at least not intentionally. But accidents can happen. So if you see a bed on fire beside your local gas station within the next few hours-)
-you're maybe gonna commit a felony friend, Ace/Karma