Zelda: Does it look okay???
Paya: 😞
Zelda: Paya, it looks absolutely beautiful!!! You've got talent!
Paya: R-Really?
Zelda: Of course!! It looks unbelievably realistic! :D
Paya: owo
Zelda: You're really good at drawing Link! Did you copy his form as an example?
Paya: I... found him asleep sometimes after eating grandma's cooking..
Zelda: Totally relatable
(Revali is back online)
Paya: ...
Zelda: ....
Paya: ..
Zelda: No.
Revali: Yes~
Zelda: Revali... please.. what are you doing here?
Revali: Ohh just sightseeing 👀👀
Zelda: Now..?
Revali: Did I miss any fineprint in the contract saying I can't?
Zelda: .... well no but..
Revali: Ah look, it's that shy girl that still simps over Link
Paya: ...
Zelda: Stop, you're going to traumatize her with your crap. Nobody simps for anyone.
Revali: Your mom 😎
Zelda: EXCUSE ME?!?!
Revali: Struck a nerve?
Zelda: DID YOU JUST DISRESPECT MY MOTHER AGAIN????
Revali: Oh no, looks like the Hylian Princess got the wrong side of her vitamin pill
Zelda: WHEN I GE-
Revali: Didn't your mommy tell you not to eat more than one each morning?
Paya: Princess...?
Revali: Oh and, nice drawings over there kid.
Paya: Kid?
Revali: Too bad they're missing something.. need to be blessed by someone worthy
Zelda: Shutup.
Paya: I'm... confused
Revali:
Revali: There. Feast your eyes on incarnal, raw beauty.
Zelda: ....
Revali: Majestic, right?
Zelda: The only thing majestic about you is when you're gone
Paya: .... um......
Revali: Listen sweetie.. wait....
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Link & Champions Group Chat
FanfictionThis book stars Link and the Champions messing around in a group chat on Sheikah Slates. The timeline takes place one year before the Calamity, though I will incorporate a few creative elements that aren't necessarily linked to the actual timeline...
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