TfA Ratch: *making beds* There we go baby, spot for me, and a spot for you.
TfA Arcee: *goes on his spot*
TfA Ratch: *holding his teddy bear and turns around* Woah woah, Arcee, that's my spot.
Ratch: *points to the less comfortable spot* Your spot is here
Arcee: But...this spot is more comfortable..
Ratch: Yeah, that's why it's my spot.
Arcee: *smiles* Please?
Ratchet: Alright alright. *sits next to her* How can I resist those big green eyes?
Ratch: *looks closer* Wait, what happened to your big green eyes?
Arcee: *giggles* I put them 8n my little black purse.
Ratch: Oh! You wear contacts.
Arcee: Is that okay?
Ratch: Pfft, yeah. I mean...I love you for what's on the inside.
Arcee: Aww, I love you cause you're so wonderful.
Both: *kiss*
Ratchet: *stops and pulls off her fake extra hair* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Ratch: *Yeets the hair*
Arcee: Ratchet be careful that's real hair!
Ratch: Then why isn't it growing out of your scalp?!
Arcee: I just wanted to look extra special for you tonight.
Ratchet: You do baby *looks behind to where the fake hair was* You always do...
Ratch: I mean...look, not that it matters, well it does but he look, I'm sorry I threw your hair.
Arcee: *turns around*
Ratch: *gives it to her*
Arcee: I forgive you...now, where were we?
Ratch: *kisses her*
The ground starts shaking
Ratchet: *pushes her and goes under a table*
Arcee: Baby it's just an aftershock!
Ratchet: Pfft, aftershock? Baby, I'm from Philly aftershock is not in my vocabulary! *something* cheesesteak, that's all I know.
Arcee: It's nothing now would you come back over here?
Ratchet: Mm-mm!
Arcee: Why not?
Ratchet: 'Cause every time I come near you the ground starts moving!
Ratch: I just want to go back to Philly where the ground stays still and the people move.
....
Ratchet: *on a tricycle wearing Arcee's fake hair*
Ratchet: *singing* I'm stuck in a basement on a tricycle girl getting on my nerves.
Ratchet: Going out of my mind thought she was fine, don't know if her body is hers.
Arcee: *sitting on the small fridge* I'm hungry. Don't you have anymore of those breath mints?
Ratch: *taking the fake hair off* No. You ate them all without offering me one. You can't have my toothpick either.
Arcee: Did I ask you? *sits in couch*
Ratch: Look, baby, why don't you look in the freezer and see if somethin' in there.
Arcee: Could you look?
Ratch: *takes toothpick out of mouth* Why don't you look?!
Arcee: I thought you liked doing things for me.
Ratch: Yes I did until you ate all of my breath mints!
Arcee: Forget it, I don't need you to help me.
Arcee: *opens freezer*
Arcee: *grabs something and tries to open it*
Arcee: *gives it Ratch* Could you open this?
Ratch: Thought you ain't need my to do nothing for you. *takes it*
Arcee: Just, open it!
Ratch: *angrily* What's the magic word?
Arcee: Now!
Ratch:...
Ratch: *makes a incorrect buzzer sound* Guess again!
Ratch: *tries to open it and can't*
Ratch: Yo look, I can't open this *gives it back*
Arcee: I thought you were supposed to be the big strong man.
Ratch: Look, you're the one that's hungry use your finger nails.
Arcee: You know what *taking off her fake finger nails*
Arcee: Here, here, here, here, here! *puts them in his hand*
Arcee: Knock yourself out!
Ratch: *makes a disgusted face and makes a noise of disgust*
Ratch: *drops them on floor*
Ratch: *gets up* Look, Arcee, for the last three hours, you have took out, your eye balls, your finger nails, your eyelids, and your hair. What else on your body can I get at the mall?
Arcee: You are so rude!
Ratch: Me?! I've been bending on my back trying to make you happy! You're the one who started tripping!
Ratch: Ate all my breath mints!
Arcee: You mention those breath mints I'm going scream!
Ratch: *gets off of tricycle and gets close to her ear*
Ratch: Breath mints, breath mints, breath mints, BREATH MINTS, BREATH MINTS!
Ratch and Arcee: *continue fighting until they are saved*
Bye!
Also, I don't ship Arcee and Ratchet, I just wanted to make this.
Bye again!
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Random Tfp stories pt 2
RandomThis is the second book of the last one, if you haven't seen my other one, read that one first then come back to this one.
