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Optimus: What are three things that could ruin a first date?

Ratch: Crapping my pants

Ratch: Saying I love you.

Ratch: Killing her.

Optimus:...

Optimus: *laughing nervously* DID THIS HAPPEN?!

Bye! Also, that's from a Markiplier video.

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