Here we go!
Random Karen: Excuse me, may I have a coffee?
Ratchet: *smiling as best as he could* Of course! Cream and sugar?
Random Karen: Just sugar please.
Ratchet: *nods and leaves*
..
Ratchet: Here's your coffee and some sugar.
Random Karen: No sugar, I need sweete n low.
Ratchet: *still smiling* I'm sorry, I'll get your sweet n low right away.
...
Ratchet: *gives the sweet n low* Here's your sweet n low-
Random Karen: I need two packets.
Random Karen: *under breath* My coffee is going to get cold....
Ratchet: *smiling still but a little pissed* Oh, I'll get that for you right away.
...
Ratchet: Here is another pack for you.
The Karen: Where's my stir stick?
Ratchet: *confused face* I gave you one earlier...
Karen: I dropped it last time when you brought the wrong sugar, PAY ATTENTION!
Ratchet: *smiling* 💢 I'll bring that right away.
Karen: *drinks it*
Karen: *spits it out* Its cold now, bring me another one.
Ratchet: *smiling and walks to the plane door*
Ratchet: *jumps out*
Optimus: *runs and grabs him*
Me and the other staff: Oh God...
....
Optimus: I'm sorry, we're all out of chicken...
Karen: *smacks him*
Optimus and Ratchet: :o
Ratchet: *takes out wrench* 🔧
Optimus:....
Karen: What are you gonna do?
Optimus: *smacks her back*
Ratchet: :o
Ratchet: >:)
Optimus: *smiles and acts like nothing happened* Tell me if you need anything.
...
Friend: I would like to become a flight attendant.
Ratchet: *smiles* Aww
Karen: Ew, why? They're just servants in the sky who give peanuts *raises peanuts*
Friend: :/
Friend: *eats peanut and starts choking*
Karen: HELP! I NEED HELP!
Ratchet: You called miss?
Karen: MY FRIEND NEEDS HELP! Please do something!
Ratchet:....
Ratchet: *still smiling* Peanuts?
...
Optimus and Ratchet: Hi welcome
Me: *gasps and waves at a little girl* Hi
Girl: *smiles* Mommy, mommy! Look, a flight attendant!
Karen: Yes I know sweetheart, that's you need to study at school, so you don't end up like that.
Me, Ratch, and Op: *smiles*
Op: She's right...
Ratchet: Make sure you need to study hard...
Me: So you don't fly economy like your mom.
...
Staff: Can I check your bag?
Ratchet: *starts sweating* Oh...are you sure?
Staff: *looking through and takes out something*
Staff:...
Staff: WHAT IS THIS?! *holding up Sex and The City*
Ratchet: That's my favorite show...
Staff: PORNAGRAPHIC MATERIAL IS ILEAGAL IN THIS COUNTRY!
Ratchet: No no! It's not what you think!
Staff: I need to report this!
Ratchet: Slag...
Security: What is going on in here?
Staff: He is trying to bring pornagraphic material into our country!
Security: *looks at the box* Sex And The City?
Security: I LOVE THAT SHOW!
Security: Samantha's my favorite.
Security: He's good to go
Ratchet: *smiles and gasps* :D
Bye!
YOU ARE READING
Random Tfp stories pt 2
RandomThis is the second book of the last one, if you haven't seen my other one, read that one first then come back to this one.
