"sᴄᴀʀᴀ."
"sᴄᴀʀᴀ."
"sᴄᴀʀᴀ."
"sᴄᴀʀᴀᴄᴏᴏᴄʜɪᴇ."
"ᴡʜᴀᴛ!?"
"ᴏʜ sᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇsᴘᴏɴᴅ ᴛᴏ sᴄᴀʀᴀᴄᴏᴏᴄʜɪᴇ."
"ᴍᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴛsᴀʀɪᴛsᴀ, ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ᴡʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴀʟʀᴇᴀᴅʏ ʏ/ɴ!"
"....ᴡɪʟʟ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ꜰᴀɴᴅᴀɴɢᴏ?"
"..ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ꜰɪᴠᴇ sᴇᴄᴏɴᴅs ʏ/ɴ, ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʜɪᴅᴇ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀʟʏ."
"ᴡᴀɪᴛ sᴄᴀʀᴀ, ʟᴇᴛ's ᴛᴀʟᴋ ᴛʜɪs ᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴇᴀʜ?"
"ꜰɪᴠᴇ."
"sᴄᴀʀᴀᴍᴏᴜᴄʜᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ."
"ᴢᴇʀᴏ."
"ᴅᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ɴᴏᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴏᴡ ᴛᴏ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴘʀᴏᴘᴇʀʟʏ!?"
"ɢᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀss ʙᴀᴄᴋ ʜᴇʀᴇ, ʏ/ɴ!"
"ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀɴ ᴀss sᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴇ, ʏᴏᴜ ɢʀᴇᴍʟɪɴ!"
"ʏᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴘʀᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴛsᴀʀɪᴛsᴀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴄᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ʏᴏᴜ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ʙɪᴛᴄʜ!"
"ʙᴇɢᴏɴᴇ, ᴇᴠɪʟ ʙᴇɪɴɢ!"
Scaramouche stared down at his subordinates bowing to him, clicking his tounge as he crumpled the letter he just received.
"So you're telling me that you couldn't find her?"
"Y-yes, we apologize sir! We'll try again!"
"There's absolutely no need for you to try again." he smiled down at them, eyes glinting with malice. "You'll have another mission instead."
"I'll handle the rest from here, leave."
"Yes, sir!"
His subordinates stood up and fled the scene–not daring to say anything more that could upset him.
Scaramouche grabbed the side of his hat, lowering it to cover his eyes.
"ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴘᴇʀᴍᴀɴᴇɴᴛʟʏ?"
"ɪ'ᴅ ʀᴀᴛʜᴇʀ ᴅɪᴇ ᴛʜᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴄᴀᴜɢʜᴛ ʙʏ ᴀ sᴜʙᴏʀᴅɪɴᴀᴛᴇ ᴄʀᴀᴅᴅʟɪɴɢ ᴀ ᴄᴀᴛ, ʏ/ɴ."
ʏ/ɴ ʜᴜᴍᴍᴇᴅ, "ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴇ, ᴄᴀɴ ɪ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛʜᴇɴ?"
"ɴᴏ."
Gritting his teeth as he glared down at the ground, "Useless bunch of buffoons."
"But this is fine, what's y/n without a little game right?", Scaramouche said as if to try and relieve himself. Staring at the sky as he let out a sigh,
"Yes, I'll find her sooner or later."
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