stories i made at 4am

sale crashes because of taxes

sale was peacefully driving down tghe disgusting fucking roads of naples italy when he wasn't looking at the road you goddamn hypocrite and was looking in the mirror to see i f his makeup was ready for his date tonight.

"damn i look so good today" he said to nobodyb but himself, what a loser with no friends except for the grill he was about to go out on a date with at a very fancy restauraunt that he couldnt pay the bill for if they so much as drank a sip of purified bone water.

once he jmade it to the restauruauruaraant he went through the wall phasing through because fuck physics and he had a hot ass date to get to, he went to the frpont to tell which table he previously called to be seated for with his date when the person at the front told him that his so-called date left a note with the bill at the table saying that he'd pay for the entire meal and a heart and the end of the whole goddamn essay written in cursive on the note.

so he got in his car without paying and drove down a random road, sliding off a ramp and crashing into the ground on imapct.

sale has died 1946 - 2001