Sucked Into Helluva Boss

Pilot

Blitzo: Alright now I know business has been a bit slow lately. Yes its no ones fault, ok? I'm not naming any names here, Moxxie. Now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again?

Millie: What, about, a car wash?

Blitzo: This is Hell Millie, no cares about cars being clean here, ok?

Shade: Hey boss, what about a billboard? With your face on it?

Blitzo: Great idea new guy! I love it!

Moxxie: We can't afford a billboard new guy. Same to you sir.

Shade: Buzzkill.

Blitzo: Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad your in the room right now. Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?

(TV shows IMP crew killing people)

Blitzo: Ah, those were the good times.

Shade: I think you should make another one with more blood and more killing people. That'll really get your point across.

Blitzo: I love it! New guy your are full of amazing ideas.

Moxxie: New guy.

Shade: Shade.

Moxxie: OK, Shade, I don't think that'll be possible considering our boss blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that he additionally paid to have run for a full 3 hours on a channel, nobody watches.

Blitzo: Uh, hey, excuse me, whats obnoxious about a super fun jingle? Alright. Its a fun distraction when an advertisements spitting bullshit.

Shade: He's right about that, it is a fun distraction.

Millie: People love musicals sir.

Blitzo and Shade: Exactly!

We looked at each other.

Shade: Sorry, go ahead.

Blitzo: As I was saying, we're basically doing a musical. Are you gonna you gonna crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did?

I smiled and chuckled a bit.

Moxxie: Sir.

Blitzo: Cause right now, all I see is just my dad's asshole talking to me crushing my dreams of being who I truly am inside.

I burst out laughing.

Shade: Awww, how could you Moxxie?

Millie: Are you trying to crush dreams Moxxie?

Moxxie: I-what?

Millie: I thought I knew you.

Shade: You 2 are adorable together.

Millie: Thanks new guy.

Shade: Shade, my names Shade.

Blitzo: I can't believe you Moxxie after I made you employee of the month.

Shade: HA! Moxxie, why did you come out like that? I'd love to have some context behind that. Come on, tell me.

Moxxie: NO! And sir, I'm sorry, a commercial jingle is not comparable to musical theater. Nobody actually likes the jingles.

Millie: I liked it.

Moxxie: Do not, do not agree with him in front of me.

Shade: I'd like to see the commercial.

Blitzo: Sure thing Shade.