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𝙷𝚊𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊𝚑𝚊 𝙰𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚕 𝙵𝚘𝚘𝚕𝚜

"Oh hush, you'll be fine! I've been practicing. This should have a 95% chance of working correctly" She said, tracing over a few lines and muttering under her breath.

"Yeah! Plus, if anything does go wrong, we have Ina to help us" Mio and Subaru glanced at each other before moving away. Shion payed no mind to this and placed the book on the ground, rereading a few of the lines before clearing her throat.

A few flicks of her wand wrist and a few words later and you were completely feather free. Enma and Jenma had left their game of cards and were now conversing between themselves. Mio had gone back to brushing Subaru's hair, pausing to give you a thumbs up and a smile.

"Fufu, and you doubted me" Shion gave you a smug look, packing away her wand and spell book. Meanwhile, Glitched motioned for you to sit next to them, putting on an episode of Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid, although they unhappily skipped over the opening to avoid the risk of being yelled at by Enma.

"So now what do we do?" You asked. Glitched just stared at the screen, images of big tiddy dragon waifus reflecting in their eyes dramatically.

"Now, W̵̜̣̟̯̼̜̺̾̏̋̊͗́̇͒̆̚è̴̦̜̳̟ ̵̖̙̩͚̜̓͗̊̈́̏͑͐͆͂̓w̷̢̡̩̦̑̅̆͝ạ̶̦̟̻̩̯̉̔̉͊̈́̉̔͘͘͠ỉ̴̛̫̹̘̮̺͎̑̓̿̿͛̒̀͝t̸̨̡̛̯͉̺̹͚̼͍̐̓̂"̵̢̞͈̼̘͇̯̪͉́́̽̐͊̈́̃͑́͌͜.̶̙̙̽͊̅́͌̓͌͛̕͝

̶̧̧̛̯͓̺̖̞̗̤̈́̈́̒̽͒͒͋́̄͝ ̵̜̠̺͗͋̇̌̀̓̽ ̶̡̢̪̫͔͇̭̱̅̋͐͆̆͛ͅ ̶̩̗͈͕̙̲̰̮͍̪̄̍ ̷̢̛̞̠̟̰̺͕̓̈͊̒̆̕͝ͅ ̴̺̖͑͛́̀̆͌̒͗̓͛͑̄̓̑͘ ̸̪̥͚̹̘̜̆ ̴̡͍̬̪͓̟̭̫̦͕͕̱̠͙̀̌̎̔̃͌͆̀͛̚ ̸̨̗̠̩̬̟͙̼̱͎̹͎̓̈́͋͛̍̾͛̈́̕ ̵̬̪͗̈̔̈́̄͂͆̍̾̃́̍̂͌͠ ̶̧̧̻̗̪̳̞̰̹̂̄͝ ̵̢̡̭̘͉͓͖͓̹͖̝̜͉̦̬̒́̎͒͌̆͗̀ ̴̧̡̧̲̻͍̗̙̙̩͎͍̟̐͒̉͑͒̓͠ ̴̺̙̔ ̵̡̛̬̣̗͚̻̗͚̟̆̇̇̏̏͐͆̾͘͝ ̸̡̧̛̙̦͕̱̥͉̮͓̟̝̹̀́̅̅́͛̾̎͘̕͝ͅ ̸̰̊̃̔͆̽̓͆̽̋́͐̃̑̀͘ ̶͇͔̺̯̆̃̏̌̇̀̈́̕ ̴̨̢̤̭̦̜͍͂̈͗̾̉̓̀̕ ̷͇̝̲̬̠̬̬̟̝̘͍͍̪͎̇̍̂̑̀̒̊͗̀͗̕̕͝͝ ̴̠̪̰̲̋̑̉͑̽̒͆̇ ̷̡̘̙̜̗͚̖̣̺͚̞͙̀̋̂̚͘ ̵̗̪̜̌͂̄͗̅̒͆̍̓̚̚͝͠ ̸̡̨̬͚̖̠̙̜̹̉͜ ̸̢̡͓̟̙̲̲͍̦̞͐͜ ̸̘͉̗͖͓͚̝͖͚̙̗̙͚̲͌͆͋̽ ̷̢̝̥̯̮̠͙͇͕̻̅̀ͅ ̵̧̳̞̟̳͚̬̔͋ ̸̡̢͈̼̝̘̩̲̦̪͙͖͈̬̈́̾͜͠ ̵̧̛͔͙̖͎̅͌̈́̂̈́̀̇͐̚͝ ̵̠͎͖̍̒̄̇̅̓́̅͒̍̓́̕̕ ̵̢̟̼͕̤͔͙̣̯͕̱̟̤͑̿ ̷͓̣̯̖̰̗̫͙͓͉̌̈̅͝ ̶̡̦͌̌͒̒ ̴̛̬̭̥̖̈́̆̅̏̍̽̊̊̃̉̌ ̶̧̛͚͉͇̯̘̞̭͙͈̭̩͇̋̀͑̏̉̅͋̈́̈́͝ ̵̱̠̬̝̝̰̯̻̦͑́̓̅̂̋́̕̕͜͜͠

 ̸̡͚̥̳͕͚͙̐̂ ̷̥͓̮͎̗̮̜̹̱̣̜̠̭̝̍̈́̃͋̈́͂̒͊̕͘͝͝ ̷̹͕̫͔̗̥͙̾̒̓̽̿́͛͘͜͝ ̴̘̜͒̏̊̏̅̓̄̈͒̍͂͂̚ ̶̬̘͙͓̳͕̯̣̼̞͌̈́̀̐̽͑̓͑͆̕̕̕̕͠ͅ ̶͉͈̪͖̰̝̰̋̐͛̔̓ ̷̭̖̣͇͔͚̰̬̞̟͚̊̅͊̒̊͊̀͗͠ ̷̬̔̓͘͝ ̷̩͉̝̯͎̥̪̋̿̐̋ͅ ̸̧̛̩̰̪̥͊͛̈́̎̊̀̇̍́̄̈̚͠ͅ ̸̡̧̬̟̪͍̫͙͗͊͋̄̈́͑̇̓͊̓͘͝ ̴̛̙͙̜̯̙̥͚͔͝͠ ̴̟̖̦̙̳͎̟̪̰̟͍̙̩̽̂̓̓͛̌̏̾̈́͒͘͝ͅ ̵̘͍̭͇̮̙̰̖̌̈́̎͜ ̴̣͙̥̪̪̭͕̘̪̭̘̞̦͓̾̽͆͊̽̃̔̚͝ͅ ̵̧̘̱͖̫̘̻̹̞͛̒̃͆͑̔̅̔̈́͝ ̵̡̩͊̓́̒̈́̍̀̑͛ ̷̡̨̧̜̩̼̞̜̲̙̫͍̰̘̔͛̋̚͜ ̵̢̭͖̱̜̻̪̯͉͖͐̄̓͂͂̅ ̸̨̗̘̠͍̫̺̀͊͐͋͐̊ͅ ̵̛̩̹̥̮̭͙̱͙̻͕̻̻̓̾̄̔͘ ̶͙̝̖̣͝͝͠ ̵͚͗̌̿̓͒̔͋́̌͛͝ ̴̡͉̟͇̰̙̫̞̹͚̘̖̣̈́͑͌̎͛̈́̒̅ ̴͖̅̈́͊͜ ̸̤̠̭͙̙̞͉͔̄ ̸̹̱͔̪̹͓̻̮͈̬̻̲̯͔́̂̄̚̚̕͜ ̷̛͙̹̘̟͙̤̜̒͊̿͆̀̾́̓̊̐̂͗̿

̴̻̼̔̅̈́̽̃̊̊͜͠

 ̶̥̲̯̮̖̈́̇̀͝͝ ̶̘͐̂̽̄̈́̏͝ ̵̛̗͔̯̠̻̫͙͈͙͙͈̯̀̈̈́̉̑͘ ̵̘̺̫̠͕̄̈́̈́̌̉͜ͅ ̶̨̫̙͔̺̩̗̰̪͙̦̗̗̱̤͒̋̓͛̂͛͝ ̵͍͚̘̟̖̰̳̠͍͍̹͙̘̈́ͅ ̴̦͉͇͇̮̩̮̦̖͈͖̼̇̽̂̔̾̌͆͌͋͒͒̈͝͠ ̷̪̜̘͑ͅ ̷̢̪̳̲͖̖̦͚̇̈́̏̏͂ ̷̧̧̪͖̖͎͚̀̚ ̵̧̟̯̟̘̫̙͖̰̥̫̦͗̍̃̋͗̓̐̄̉͋͋͝͝ ̸̧͍͇̜̮̠̫͈̙̟͈̌͆͊͆̃͊͊͒͝ ̶̧̡̢̧̰͚̞͖͎̻̯͔̥̼͐̒͗͂̈́͠ͅ ̶̢̨͕͇̬́ ̸̡̗̞͖̻̤̙͇̖͐̂̽͒̈́͆̽̕ ̸̡̟͚̳̝̣͍͖̯̄̓̈́̈́́ ̸͉̻̈́́́̄̔͋̎́̇̎̕̚ ̶̰̙̻̪͉̜͉̻̪̼̗͍̮͗̀ ̷̨̛͇̩̗͎̯͍͈͔͆ ̷̛̰̣̦̙̤̖̟̙̩̫̣͙̓̉̆̀̌͝ ̶̛͇̮͙̳̃͑̉̎̇̾̃̕̕͝͝ ̷̧̢̬̱̖̪̯͎͙̠͕̜̼̒̏̎̌̽̍̎ͅ ̸̡̲̬̗̩̬͈̭͕͂̓̄̈̅̆̎̀̐̄̈͝ͅ ̴̨̨̛̛̜̤̥͖̰͚̤͖̃͊͛̃̄̏̈́̍͘͜͜ ̷̢͇͔̯̻̈́͋́̿̇̿̏̋͠͝͝͝ ̸̨̮̭̦͙̜̺̱̎̌̂̂͐̎͒̄̒͗̆̄̕͘ ̸̡̺̱̘͈͎̘͉̩̫̱͗̒͛̃̇́̏̇̕ ̸̢̺͎̣͔̺̞̝͉̗̘̯̠̓̀̾͒̉̔̓̇̎̾́͛̚̚ ̸̞̚̚͠ ̷̩̼̤̯͉̫̮̏̎͐͘ ̴̛̙̟̫̓͗͂̇͆̎͛̃͘͝ ̷̯̫̳͓̙̫̏̀͒̅̓̆̾̓̍̿̿ͅ ̷̙̝̮̺̌̒̐̍̆͌͒̐ ̴̢̛͎̦͖̼̝͈̩͉̊̐͆̽͂̿̂̌̏̌ ̷̲̣̎ ̸͙̞̹͔͚̯̭̬̊̉̓̀̕ ̶̠̱̮͈̪̠͌̓ ̴̡͔̞̞̖̤̘͚̗̆̈̐̔͛͑̓̾̋͘ ̷͙͔̀̍̒ ̶̡̨̨̛̳̹̗͈͖̠̖̩̤̳̠̆͋͒́̽̀͘͝ ̸͒̑͗͊̈́̈͂͛̓̈͜ ̶̡̛̗͉͔̜̤̣̼̙̓̍̈̇̀̽͐̈̄̋̀̚͜ ̵̨̨̖̙̰̼̺̺͉̙̬͍̩̉́̓̇͒́̌̉̏̇ ̷̢̮͓̙̘͉̰̩͙͋̂̿̒͗̆͌͌̃̃͑̔͗̓͜͝ ̶͙̿̿̏̂̎̊̈̎̒̒̃̕͠ ̶̯͕̯͙̗͌̐͋́̑̉̃̓̏͗̇͘̚͜͜͠ͅ ̸̛̪̻̹̰̟̙̹́̎̐̔͐̃̒̍̾ ̸̣̟͇͇͔̫̭̲̬͎̤̀̓̅ ̴̳̽͑̈ ̵͓͈͎̝͕̮͇̦̳̳̯̻̰͆̇̽̉͊̂̔͌̎͂̂͌͘͘͘ ̸̳̣̝̳͕̪̬͔̀̀͒̔̆ ̷̨̼͔̼͕̺͔̦̭͈̤̭͉̠͍͒̅͑̈́͝ ̶̣̭̜͛͋̈́́͛̾̉̂̆̇̕͠͝͝ ̵̤̭͚͎͎̞̗̉̋̐̓̀̀͠

"Heh, you're still there, right?" An image of a androgynous figure taps the screen nervously, tufted ears twitching nervously. Behind them, a long tai swishes side to side.

"You're there... uhm, hello"

An awkward pause.

The figure chuckles awkwardly.

"Uh.. Hey you, yeah you. The reader. I just wanted to say that this chapter and the apology chapter were meant to be an April Fools joke, but all the supportive messages you guys gave me, just, you guys are all awesome. I'm so grateful to have such amazing readers and I don't give a crap if this sounds cliché. I will call all of you amazing and no one can stop me.

Also as a side note, I wanted to know if adding myself in as a side character from time to time is something you'd be ok with me doing. Doing so gives me a creative outlet for writing my own characters in an environment and fandom I love.

Once again, happy April Fools and you guys are all magnificent and I appreciate every single one of you. Have an amazing day/night.

This is Gl1tch3dOracle, signing off (but I will be back with more Hololive Japan, that I can promise)"

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