F**k You

Be Safe

"It's been four months" 

"Don't remind me" I rolled my eyes 

"And you honestly haven't heard anything?"

"Nothing" I shook my head 

"I'm going to go through your phone now. Are you sure there's nothing you want to tell me?" 

"Tae, just fucking hurry up and do it" 

"Any nudes?" Jimin asked as he winked 

"No" I scoffed 

"You've seen it already anyway" Tae rolled his eyes as he plugged my phone into the monitor 

"So? I've been trying to see it again ever since" 

"Does everyone know what happened?" 

"Yup" 

"Oh for fucks sakes" I shook my head "just hurry up please. I have a code yellow I need to deal with, Kookie is waiting for me"

"I thought Jin hyung was going with you?" 

"No" I shook my head "I'm pretty sure it's kook" 

"Who's the target this time?"

"The Gwan case" 

"Ah" Jimin nodded "Yeah, that's you and kook"

"I'm surprised it isn't you and G. Since you started doing field work I feel like you two are more distant" 

"Tae, her and Namjoon, both, lied to me, hid information from me, and had zero faith in me. I still love them, but I don't feel the need to be as close to them as I was before" 

"That was four months ago though Ally cat, just get over it" 

"Fuck yourself Jimin" I rolled my eyes 

"And what about Yoongi hyung?" Tae asked 

"What about him?"

"Are guys okay? Something feels different" 

"He's mad at me right now. Two days ago I tried to get him to pay attention to me and I ended up breaking his phone" 

"How?"

"I threw it across the room because he wasn't giving me attention" I giggled making them laugh "it worked though" my face flushed as I thought about how Yoongi "punished" me. I'll gladly take those punishments any fucking day of the week. 

"You're fucking psychotic" Tae snorted 

"I learned it from you! All of you" I laughed "I was an innocent little bean until you crackheads landed in my life" 

"I resent that. This Laurie girl is awfully psychotic and you're blood related" Jimin giggled while I pretended to beat him up and tickled his sides until he pushed me off and I landed in Tae's lap making us all laugh even harder. I sat on his lap while we looked at everything from my phone go up on the monitor 

"You and Yoongi have some super freaky messages" 

"Her conversations with kook are nothing but memes" 

"You googled how to tell if you're pregnant on birth control?" Tae raised a brow making me laugh 

"Not for me. For G, we have since found out that she isn't" 

"Thank god for that. Yoongi doesn't want kids" Jimin snorted, my eyes widened as I looked up at him 

"What? He said that? He told me we would have kids if we got married"