𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝟷𝟸- ♏︎

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"CANCERRRR HELP!"
I winced as Pisces' voice rang out through my fiancé's phone.
"What is it?" Cancer asked tiredly.
"MY CEREAL IS ON FIRE,"
"How can you set fire to cereal?" I questioned.
"Believe me, she's done it before," Cancer replied dryly.
"That girl is crazy," I muttered.
"I CAN HEAR YOU SCORPIO AND I DO NOT NEED YOUR COMMENTS!" Pisces continued her shouting.
"Please stop. You're giving me a headache," I grumbled.
"Pi, calm down, is Virgo or Lib there?" Can asked calmly.
"I said I was home alone,"
"No you didn't," I piped up.
If Pisces was here in physical form, she'd definitely be either giving me a rude hand gesture or lunging for my neck.
"I texted it!" She seethed.
"Ignore Scorp, just put some water over it,"
"I have! It's spread!"
"How far has it spread?"
"It's over the counter! I HATE FIRE CAN HELP PLEASE!" She shrieked.
"We're on our way fish girl," I leaned over to can's phone again.
"I dropped my-," the line went dead.

"Oh my god," Cancer gazed up at the flat building with wide eyes.
"You're going to kill me for this but call the fire department. I'm going to find Pisce," I shrugged off my jacket and put it around Cancer's shoulders.
"You're right. I am going to kill you. Be safe, and make sure neither of you die," her blue eyes narrowed.
"I love you!" I kissed her forehead before rushing into the burning building.
I really am an idiot.
And she is definitely going to kill me.

Wow. That escalated really quickly.

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